"I Am The Master Of My Fate”

Jared / Male / 28 / Libra / ENFP / Gryffindor / Gamer / Pokemon Trainer I'm just a super nerdy dude and this is my blog. I blog a lot of random stuff as my interests change frequently. I love Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter, Until Dawn, and movies with great music like Pacific Rim and Inception, also Roosterteeth and Achievement Hunter. Hope you find what you're looking for while you're here. PS: Rachel is a weenie

[dogpuppy]

[orcboxer]

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[crownkeeper]

and smol beans.

[dumbpuppyfag]

"i can't benefit from oppressive power structures, i'm literally nice :)" is a disturbingly common sentiment on here and if u express it then i can never trust u again

[dumbpuppyfag]

AND THEY ARENT EVEN NICE!!!

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[dvandom]

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

[waywardmartian]

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[were--ralph]

Joker flavored Mountain Dew called Haha Blast

[evengirlierballs]

I hope when you descend to the lowest circle of hell, the ashes of your dearest loved ones staining your eyes red, that it will sting, and the pain will remind you of me before you are reduced to the nothingness of nonexistence.

[were--ralph]

Shrek flavored Sprite called Shite

[unification]

they don't want you to know about the rhubarb triangle

[het-geheim]

love that there's candles in there like..

[carrotlesbian]

taps the sign

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[spiral-suggestions]

"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.

[tappret43]

breaking news: teenage boys bamboozled by local public works project

[thrivinghigh]

Let’s fly high with mama

[mevil]

[godmybackhurts]

@plaguedocboi the council awaits

[marlynnofmany]

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

[marlynnofmany]

Kitty has an exclamation-point tail because of all the attention

[save-system]

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

Is this the cat that boops?

[marlynnofmany]

It is now!

[everythingfox]

Cat is stairs

(via)

[fallout-lou-begas]

talked about michigan a bunch with my coworker last night because turns out they grew up in the upper peninsula and they say it's very nice there except for all of the most racist high school mascots in the world

[fallout-lou-begas]

i'm sorry ms. element but i just can't do this again my heart has been broken too many times

[fallout-lou-begas]

(starts slowly twirling hair) do i hear $1003...

[fallout-lou-begas]

everyone in my replies who's not in the bidding war is doing this rn

[c3rvida3]

True Statement: "When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Truer Statement: "When you mixed too much two-part epoxy that's rapidly setting and you have 300 blank pin backs burning a hole in your craft drawer, everything in your house looks like it might make a cool pin."

[c3rvida3]

What I Set Out to Make:

What I Made Once I Had Elected Myself Mayor of Glue York City: