My Awesome Words of Beauty and Wisdom

Hello I am Lauren 23 recent grad. Slytherclaw, she/her/hers, hetero-ish. I knit a lot and have many feelings about many things. See my about page for extra fun.

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[geniusoflove]

we must abolish daylight savings

[aprilsludgate-deactivated201503]

[erectolobiform]

i just saw an ad about how the founding fathers wouldn’t foster safe spaces or trigger warnings and all i can think about is when john adams made it illegal to make fun of him

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[fuckinmiki]

[brainstatic]

Ben Carson is such a great example of how the concept of raw intelligence doesn’t exist, and that people can have wildly varying types of intelligence. This man is the best brain surgeon in America. Possibly the world. He invented a new way to treat seizures. He separated conjoined twins in a surgery that everyone else said was impossible. And he thinks going to prison makes you gay. He thinks the pyramids were grain silos built by the biblical Joseph.

So maybe you suck at something because in one area you’re Ben Carson The Politician but in another area you might be Ben Carson The Neurosurgeon.

[argumate]

this is tremendously inspiring and utterly horrifying at the same time

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[howdyhannaa]

REAL Donald Trump not fake (all real)

[alexanderburrsir]

how I see myself: Angelica Schuyler

how others see me: And Peggy

[konchannnn]

Jefferson: Whenever i see someone less fortunate than i, and let's face it, who isn't less fortunate than i?

[konchannnn]

After listening to Hamilton for the first time: Oh wow so many words how did the cast memorize all those fast raps

After listening to Hamilton for the 1000th time: I mean yeah you can buy The soundtrack if you want but I can just sing the whole show to you right now start to finish nbd but whatever you prefer let me know HOW DOES A BASTARD ORPHAN

[pipistrellus]

i like in hamilton how they tell us that the islanders all chipped in to make sure that hamilton could go to the mainland and Make Something Of Himself like HE IS TOO TALENTED TO REMAIN HERE

but then much later its like… “he used to give 6 hour long speeches” and ur like… ok… sure. “would you like to donate to a good cause ma’am” “what cause” “sending alexander hamilton to another continent” “heres my life savings”

[jessicaillinoischicago]

#buy my silence for $8000 a month

[thepungod]

imagine hamilton but every “sir” is replaced with “senpai”

[konchannnn]

Me: did you know that Thomas Jefferson brought macaroni and cheese to America from France and that he was obsessed with making it and nobody liked it but they never said anything about it because Thomas Jefferson, Official Pretentious Hipster Freak was so obsessed with it and no one wanted to ruin his good time

Somebody: who was the seventh president of the United States?

Me: look buddy boy I literally have no idea do I look like a historian to you??

[hellometalhusband-deactivated20]

Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.

[bonerfart]

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

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