the posts

i am an evil alien from outer space

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[hotgirlcastiel]

[akashicrecord]

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object

[dogpuppy]

[y2kbeautyandother2000sstuff]

L'oreal Kids Watermelon Conditioner

1997

Found on Ebay, seller hisratus

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

In America it is considered superstitiously bad to measure any part of a public bathroom. It must be assembled by intuition only, and with crooked lines and airspace, lest the toilet spirits become trapped and in their impatience become toilet demons

[auckie]

Keep liking my posts and you gone end up like this

[baeddoll]

the polyamorous sadist would like you all to organize yourselves into a wack-a-mole type arrangement

[kushblazer666]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

It kind of gives the house a certain ascetic. Like the Bat Signal, or some kind of signal from outer space. A beacon in the night.

[despazito]

[highlandvalley]

(via Xユーザーのhorse dentistさん: 「babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter https://t.co/uy4aaxO72i」 / X)

[van1llaskys]

[beemovieerotica]

hi maxine, yeah it's definitely not up to par with your barbossa fanfic

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

online person: i think we need to talk about the political ramifications and psychological abuse of calling a frog “crazy”

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[kickerofelves]

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