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Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”

Human Beings:

magicalmanhattanproject

important note: this cat's full name is breakfast sandwich

immaplatypus

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subaru-copilot

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

thememedaddy

marinella-ela

leafstem

lets lay down with baby

lets lay down with mama

depsidase

passionpeachy-deactivated202312

when I go to a blog and it’s 90% drama and discourse

goldensunset

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

devilishdescent

you sit down at the plastic table because your partner likes being outside at the bar even though it’s 90 degrees and 60% humidity at 10pm and you thought this corduroy dress was soooo cute but now youre all sweaty and so one of your balls has escaped your panties but youre wearing fishnets so your loose nut is now dying like a sea turtle in a six pack ring and youre the desperate diver trying to save it but blind and one handed and stone faced cause you can’t draw attention to the fact that youre doing a high stakes wildlife rescue on your stupid scrotum in public because it might turn into a six month news cycle and desantis might fly out to personally bulldoze the bar. and its a thursday

jodie-whittakers-suspenders

(girl who has never told anyone anything) i must just be doing it for attention

pjharvey

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

shotapiss

Never forget what they took from us

homoqueerjewhobbit

Look how much gun violence this prevented.

special-lucky-chosen-one

I fucking hate it here

some-sort-of-ecologist

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