Damn, it’s weird to be back here, it’s been like three years. Last time I was on here I think I was 15. SO MUCH has happened to me since I was last active here. Now I’m 18, I have my own apartment, I’m in my second year of college, I’ve been in foster care, my tooth from 2023 is STILL not fixed. I used be actually really funny; cringe but funny. Here is my story handily compressed into one outdated meme. Expect more from me.
Going to the dentist later. Got a rotated molar and my mouth is hurting so much. I’ve never been to the dentist outside of a routine checkup before, especially for something like this. I hope I don’t have to have it out. I’ll update later, but I’m honestly so scared rn.
“Dr. Iceberg needs more lore than the guy who kisses Gears. Such a great concept put to waste and the fandom emphasizes it with how much fetishization there is.”
Feeling too lazy to research the actual O5 Council, so I’m gonna make my own, including Mikell, but I’m gonna alter his personality because I can and fuck you. This entire blog is self-indulgent. Canon can be whatever I want. Fuck the system. Full Council list in a few days (Not including the Administrator because that’s a whole other can of worms that I don’t want to fish with.)
Also, fair warning. The SCP Foundation is my new hyperfixation. Already working on a design for O5-13. Prepare to see my blog entirely dedicated to the Foundation now.
Dr Bright getting into trouble with the O5 Council over his various shenanigans, including the proposal of his penis as SCP-001 and claiming to have maps to all the Nazi Gold, immediately become 10 times funnier when you remember that Mikell’s O5-6.
He doesn’t even have to say anything.
Jack can just feel the brotherly disappointment.
But just because he doesn’t have to say anything doesn’t mean that he won’t. HC he’s the only O5 who can swear at Jack because the bonds of family are strong enough to overcome any sense of formality he may have held.
Only just getting round to answering stuff, so sorry to keep you waiting! I didn’t like the Broodals at first, but they’re grown on me now. My favourites are Rango and Spewart, and since they have all the personality of cardboard in Odyssey, I like to give them my own. They’ll never replace the Koopalings in my eyes, but I still like them now. They have some serious potential as enemies as well, but I think Nintendo will just (sadly) discard them after Odyssey.
In short, I like them! They’re a solid 8/10 in my books!
Just to warn you in advance, they’re poorly written, unfinished and cringey. That said, they’re on Wattpad under the username ‘LoveNikki4Life’. I have an AO3 account, but I only got it two days ago and have yet to write anything. My AO3 Name is Koopalings4Life, just like here. I’ll probably put them up for adoption (the Wattpad ones) since I’ll be moving platforms for good soon.
please reblog this if you think that missing school because you're on ur period and you're not feeling well either physically or emotionally is completely valid
I don’t care what gender you are or if you have none at all, ALWAYS reblog this! I cannot count the number of times I’ve nearly had a full-on breakdown because I’ve been forced to do things or go places that usually tax me physically and mentally ANYWAY whilst on my period, especially if the cramps are coming in full-force.
I don’t care how old this post is, people still need to see it.
Tw for censored mention of the word r*pe in paragraph 5.
Jesus Lord fuck! Why has everyone gone so fucking mad over the SB characters? Literally, SB is possibly the least canon of the canon games, and yet, I don’t see a single character up on the ‘most tagged character’ list-thingy that ISN’T William Afton from ANY other game! Remember the days when the top characters used to be William, Foxy, Bonnie, Golden Freddy, Springtrap, Puppet etc? What the hell happened to us?
Also, everything is a fucking reader insert. Like, don’t get me wrong, the insert fics have a big market, but I’d like to read something that’s ACTUALLY ABOUT FNAF AT SOME POINT, NOT YOUR MARY-SUE Y/N INSERT RELATIONSHIP WITH FUCKING SUN! Seriously, what is up with Sun and Moon’s fan base, Jesus Christ, I thought Foxy’s was toxic back in the old days, but he’s nothing compared to the horrors of the Sun/Moon fanbase.
ALSO ALSO, WHY IN THE NAME OF CAWTHON IS THE #9 SHIP MICHAEL X WILLIAM?! WHAT THE FUCK?! I KNOW OUR FANDOM US FUCKED UP, BUT THIS IS BAD EVEN BY OUR STANDARDS! INCEST IS NOT OKAY!!!
Why is there so much smut?!!? There’s, like, 10 characters that are both adults and made appearances before they died, otherwise it’s all just necrophiliac pedophilia! Please, I am BEGGING you, STOP. SHIPPING. WILLIAM. AND. THE. CHILDREN. PLEASE.
What is with all this Michael angst? I mean, his dad was an evil murderer, I get that, but in your eyes he’s basically Satan. Like, William would do a lot of things, but r**ing his own son is not one of them. Professionals have standards. By all means, write Michael Angston after C.C’s death, but there is just something so wrong about anything before that when there is nothing to indicate that Michael is horrible depressed BEFORE ‘87.
Jesus Christ, this is why Scott gave up on us. Look what we did to the fandom, we ruined everything. Reject modernity, embrace tradition. Bring back the old fandom.
I know you write fanfics, but I don't know where to find you!
What platform do you use, and what handle?
Well, my main fanfiction account is on Wattpad under the username ‘LoveNikki4Life’, but I’ve largely given up on Wattpad. I might put some fics up for adoption, but I have over 80 drafts and its just a mess.
I might write some on here, and I’ll be joining AO3 on Tuesday (I hope) because I like their tagging system waaaay better than Wattpad’s. It’ll probably take a while to get the first fanfic out, though.
I mainly write either unbridled angst or borderline-crack, but my writing style is undergoing some changes so be prepared for a LOT of platonic fluff. My main fandoms right now are Super Mario and FNaF (mostly the Koopalings and Aftons respectively)
Please don’t go looking for my fanfiction, it is absolute drivel and I had no plan or plot whatsoever, also my writing is awful.
Def you, bro. Canon Dave Miller is just so hard to look at, that’s why everyone gorgeous-ified his design in fanart. Canon Dave’s ears are nearly as bad to look at as Canon Scraptrap for real-
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