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heyo idk what kinda blog this is sorry! anyway uhh hope u enjoy

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[sacred-portal]

[allosauroid]

Found the most forlorn looking lil guy on iNaturalist the other night

[allosauroid]

the lil guy in question

[creepymutelilbugger]

[cannibalchicken]

[atreidespacito]

[bearie]

sorry for decimating the local ecosystem with my outdoor Registeel

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

me: lmaoo my mom really thinks a few salty crackers and ginger ale will cure my nausea

me 2 minutes after ginger ale and crackers, no longer nauseous:

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

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[treecitysessions]

[pogasm]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

Healthy living with google AI

2-3 cigarettes per day while pregnant

Stare at the sun for 5-15 mi utes, 30 if you’re black

Cook your chicken at 102°F (38.8°C)

Eat one small rock per day

Glue your cheese to your pizza

Drink your own piss

If depressed; jump off a bridge

[teaboot]

Obsessed that citing the wrong temp for cooking chicken was notable but "You can ask Goku for help reading your chicken's power level" Was not

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cooking chicken at 39C can kill you, talking to an animated little guy won't.

I've changed my mind, chatGPT IS sentient, and it's trying to destroy humanity.

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[vamptits]

if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.

[vamptits]

grug picking a different kind of fruit if you catch grug meaning. hunting a different type of bear.

[7dmom]

Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

[lazy-bugbear]

I'm learninf so much

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

façade was literally the funniest game imaginable, no more games should even try to be funny because it just isn't worth it, they can't compare. nothing will ever be funnier than entering trip and graces' house and grace saying "So how have you been, John?" and you replying "bug ass" and them giving you possibly the most expressive stares of horror before firmly asking you to leave

[carnival-phantasm]

That's just how it be in this bitch of a country

[inside-my-gay-mind]