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Really active on here, I don't have a life | I go by Kiwi or Vrenn | prev:confused-and-bi | He/Him

[ciphertology]

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

[garaks-padded-cell]

I have an absolutely massive russian guy as my driving instructor rn

Whenever i get into his car i have to spend an embarrassing 3 minutes adjusting everything back into clown car proportions so i can fit. Anyways a couple lessons ago he had me do the same route over and over to practice and there was a dead seagull in the middle of the road at one point and to keep correct positioning on the road i was required to drive over its carcass like 19 times just goring this seagull until the 20th lap when my instructor looked at the seagull that now more resembled tomato soup than a bird and said "this time. you spare seagull" and so i did and then he said "incorrect positioning on road"

[garaks-padded-cell]

Artists rendition

[wordfather]

🛤 i like this emoji.. where are we going

[straycatj]

をい。

Hey💢

[cat-the-comet]

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

[befikra]

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

[dipskiff]

Thanks, Karina!

Genuinely, I don’t know how many times this advice has helped me. Whenever I feel stuck, I just remember delete your art! You can always try again.

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4194:

writing during a heatwave is easy if you (i melt into a big puddle before i can finish this post)

[velinxi]

Death will not free you of your duties, Jason Grace

[swagcatholic]

The hoes are not stimulating me intellectually anymore

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[nondelphic]

the feminine urge to abandon the novel and start a newer, hotter, less emotionally demanding novel

[riacain]

“i wouldn’t wish it upon my worst enemy” good for u, i would

[yume-fanfare]

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.