a reckless influence

I'm the pan with absolutely no plan. lover of Doctor Who, Steven Universe, humans and birds.

[kopekaropethedope]

I dont go on here much but I just figured out a scientific explanation for vampires while trying to go to sleep and this website's posts allow for the best formatting so if you even see this be prepared

[kopekaropethedope]

ANYWAY VAMPIRE SCIENCE TIME MOTHER FUCKERS YEEHAWW

SO

Vampires die to sunlight, so they only go out in the moon. But moonlight is just reflected sunlight. So why do they not die on a full moon?

Because moon rocks dont reflect 100% of sunlight.

Vampires, being "undead" creatures, lack the living human ability to defend against UV. Therefore they get a lot of fuckery from direct sunlight that damages their cells and flesh, making them "burn up" in the day. Thats also why vampires that live for centuries get all blobby and grow warts and get strange disfigurements - it's all fucked up vampire cancer.

Anyway vampires become vampires through being bit by other vampires because they are like a less destructive version of zombies - zombies pass around a curse/virus that infects through bites, eating away at the human brain until their mind is beyond fucked and their flesh falls off in chunks cos the rest of the body believes the brain to be dead. Vampires have the same attack vector, except they dont destroy the host's conscious mind or its body (mostly) - it damages the body's bone marrow such that it cannot make fresh blood anymore hence the blood sucking, and leaves cells in a strange purgatory state that makes them think they're still alive while not actually providing them with as much resources they need to do many tasks like production and maintenance of pigments in skin and hair, and stuff that detects when sunburn happen.

The turn into a bat thing is only with magic vampires, but the brains connection to the nervous system is slightly altered/damaged to reduce the amount of pain the host feels, allowing them to run faster for longer and do things that would otherwise hurt them so much.

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Boom, scientific explanation of vampires, sorted.

[kopekaropethedope]

I dont go on here much but I just figured out a scientific explanation for vampires while trying to go to sleep and this website's posts allow for the best formatting so if you even see this be prepared

[kopekaropethedope]

This account is outdated and messy af might fuck around and make a new one fresh start yeehaw

[kopekaropethedope]

Ah, tumblr. I have come back.

How the fuck do I upload my own audio on mobile what the fuck is this post ui

[kopekaropethedope]

Party rock

[kopekaropethedope]

So I dont really use tumblr anymore but as my friend followed me on his new account and I remembered my account existed I feel it's necessary to announce that since my last interaction on this platform I am now transgender. If literally anyone but my friend even cares. Or even sees this post.

What am I saying, most of you forgot about your accounts just like me lmao

[kopekaropethedope]

I am a god damned genius

JUST TO HEADLINE THIS POST A BIT; I THINK IN STEVEN UNIVERSE IT WOULD BE POSSIBLE TO USE GEM TECHNOLOGY TO REPLICATE A TARDIS

Explanation time :DD

So, the temple has what seems to be a pocket dimension where all the gem’s rooms are which can all be accessed from the same door depending on the gem trying to access it

And there’s also access to the “main room” where the “heart of the temple” is, presumably where the temple’s rooms are controlled from or something etc.

well hear me out here:

If we assume:

These pocket dimensions can be created almost anywhere with a doorway

Rooms can be created and modified

The doorway can be customized

Then it is possible to create a pocket dimension within a phone box that can only be opened with a gem :D

But there’s more..

Gems are made from crystals, which are a type of rock, and metals like bismuth can also be gems as they are also types of rock, therefore basic metals like copper or iron can also be turned into Gems.

THEREFORE, it is possible to have one of the unlocking gems be an iron key, that can replicate a TARDIS key

And the phone box can have whatever stuff attached to it (or installed or whatever) that makes it float, much like the floating rocks seen in gem temples (episode - Serious Steven)

And if they can create one device that can allow time travel..

...then they can create another...

[credit for last image goes to DiddleDoll on DeviantArt]

Just saying... it could probably be done :D

[girl-debord]

if you are in high school and you follow me idc if you learn nothing else from me, but learn this: do not join the fucking military. they will promise you all sorts of things in exchange for joining their muder-system for a few years. do not listen to them. you won’t find a sense of purpose, you won’t find an adventure, you might not even get the money they promise you for college. if you survive, you’ll come back with blood on your hands, feeling just as aimless as before except knowing you’re a killer. the government will drop you like hot potatoes the second you are not useful to them, and you will be on your own with nothing but some ptsd and a more intimate understanding of the phrase “blood for oil.”

[yurimom]

Especially important for you guys to know now that schools letting out and those scholarships they offer can look tempting

[kopekaropethedope]

Got bored and used a gallifreyan translation website to create “TARDIS” and “if you’re The Doctor then take me with you”. Completely free to use for tattoos or etchings or fancy phone wallpapers or what have you.

[kopekaropethedope]

Okay I found an app that made them a bit better so here ya go

[kopekaropethedope]

Fuck in gallifreyan

[kopekaropethedope]

Got bored and used a gallifreyan translation website to create "TARDIS" and "if you're The Doctor then take me with you". Completely free to use for tattoos or etchings or fancy phone wallpapers or what have you.

[uranus-house]

[glumshoe]

My method of getting kids not to swear at camp was just to appeal to their sense of fairness.

Child: “Fuck!”

Me: “Hey! I’m not allowed to swear in front of you guys. It’s not fair if you swear in front of me, is it?”

Child: “I guess not… sorry…”

[glumshoe]

Sometimes I’d work with teenagers and facilitate activities like giant swing or zipline, which involve full-body harnesses that get Wildly Uncomfortable in the crotch areas. The younger kids didn’t mind it, but those burdened by more of the wonderful gifts of puberty had some things to complain about. 

And complain they would! I think 15 year old boys are contractually obligated to shout “THIS HURTS MY BALLS!” at the top of their lungs every time they’re in a harness. To combat this, I’d warn them about the pain ahead of time and tell them that if they need to come down, I’ll help them down immediately. “However, I don’t get paid enough to listen to teenagers scream about their genitals for an hour. If you have to scream, we’re gonna call them ‘your honor’, okay?”

Teenagers screaming “OH NO! MY HONOR!” while swinging through the canopy? Hilarious.

[glumshoe]

Who knew one could be nostalgic for this? I sure am.

[ericvilas]

[mlleclaudine]

Illustrator Imagines a World Where Gentle Giant Animals Live Among Humans

What if we lived in a world where giant cats and dogs roamed the earth?

[ourmissallison]

What I wouldn’t give for a docile bear the size of a house

[flyingthackos]

Lord help my  allergies then

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[made-of-love-and-stars]

THIS.

[tr4shpandaa]

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

[dovewithscales]

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

[nintendovibes]

[ziggyplayedd]

things that made me stop wanting to die that require no effort whatsoever

change the color used to highlight text on your laptop

move the pictures on your wall

stack whatever clutter is in your room into piles even if you don’t have time to clean it all

slightly vary your commute, even just by one street

change where you sit and scroll aimlessly on your phone even if it’s only to the chair in your room instead of your bed

drink water or juice out of a wine glass in the morning because nothing is real

shower with the lights off, without music

buy $3 flowers at trader joe’s—they look bad next to the more expensive ones but they look so good in your room

start typing things you don’t post into your notes. your thoughts can be worth documenting even if you don’t deem them worth sharing

wake up super early just once. you don’t have to make it a habit it’s just extra satisfying to go to bed that night

listen to the entirety of your favorite album from 2015

[sandersstudies]

Almost all of these are about variety. Humans need stimulation! We need enrichment! We literally cannot do the same thing every day!

The other day I was feeling miserable, so I hopped on a bus and rode it all the way back to where I’d started, and my brain, which had finally had some proper stimulation via new environments, was suddenly ready to go again!

This is why taking walks/drives and trying new hobbies are good for you! Don’t turn yourself into a sad zoo animal! You need some pumpkins to roll around in your enclosure!