irl werewolf

he/him - 20 - 🔞 MDNI - aroace plural wolf i love hockey and also gay sex and teeth

[maskdoll]

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

[powerful-owl]

pick one

your ship goes canon

your favorite ao3 writer drops 100k of your ship + your favorite trope

Remaining time: 13 hours 41 minutes

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[indigosfindings]

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[indigosfindings]

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

[petrow1tch]

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[crazy-brazilian]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i save this every single time it appears on my phone because

[filmphotofranz]

[makingimages]

[despazito]

[tall]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[sawed-on-shotgun]

imagine hating me and im just in my room listening to music that is (remembers that i should be overconfident to manifest genuine confience) awesome (gets insecure) i meant dogshit (remembers again its bad to have negative self-talk) i mean awesome (remembers i dont want to be perceived as arrogant) i mean dogshit (remembers i really like it so it doesnt matter if other people think its bad) i mean awesome (remembers that i was listening to twenty one pilots for a few hours yesterday) i meant dogshit