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art sideblog || follows / reblogs from ✨@smartass-hoot✨

[kourota]

hi! welcome to my little side blog! i'm tan, 20+ years old, and i’m mostly just here to vibe and be as gay as i want, so if you're interested in buff men/women and random anime fanart, or if you like slowburns and humour in fic, feel free to check my stuff out! [ sfw blog ]

WRITING/ART COMMS OPEN! [ link ]

quick links: [ art ] - [ writing ] - [ ko-fi ] - [ favourites ]

socials

main blog — @smartass-hoot

ao3 — kourota

bsky (nsfw) — kourota

instagram (inactive) — kourotan

tagging system

writing masterlist post — [ link ]

art — #myart

writing — #mywriting

asks — #myasks

published fics — #myworks

suggestive posts — #suggestive

memes + rambles — #myrambles

fandoms i'm active in

Haikyuu!! — #haikyuu!!

JJK — #jjk

ORV — #orv

i read a lot of other manga tho so here's the full list ( link )

notes

if you have any sketch requests (sketch/doodle only please) feel free to drop an idea in the ask box! if it inspires my stubborn muse, i’ll definitely do it!

please don’t DM me about art requests, though. i get super nervous and i might ghost you if you’re too pushy. if you just want to talk, tho, i’m always up for that! i just have performance anxiety

if you have any questions, tho, asks are always open, no matter how silly you think they are! we don't gatekeep anything in this household so i'm more than willing to share my tools and tricks!

i'm super open to doing writing headcanons or short drabbles, so please send those in the ask! the fandoms i'm active in are given above

i'd love to have art and writing mutuals! please DM me if you want to talk about art or writing or anything in general! i'll give you my discord so that we can talk about it there <3

i won't block ageless blogs or minors that interact with my posts but if you reach out to me personally about nsfw things and you're a minor, i will block you. i don't feel comfortable talking about nsfw things to a minor, so please don't bother me.

[kourota]

carpe literally carried that team to their victories idk what would of prompted you to say that he's 'tucking tail and running away like a pissboy loser' about him leaving you bitch

i wish this wasn't anon,,, i want to know who you are and why you believe i know of this carpe person in the first place

[kourota]

the first (and only) time my homegirl saw me crying was when we went to watch project hail mary in the theatres and she was tearing up during That Rocky Scene and i sat there next to her sniffling and sobbing with three rivers streaming down my face like

[kourota]

when is it my turn to have homoerotic rivalry with another woman that will completely chamge the trajectories of both our lives

[kourota]

"can't spell arson without aro" - ryder

[kourota]

wife wait for me... japanifornia is not too far

[bunjywunjy]

occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

egg

[wraether]

i drew it

[monstrousregiment2-deactivated2]

hey I hope you dont mind I also painted your egg

[kiunlo]

i also painted the egg hope that's ok

[yellow-cat]

i heard we were painting egg?

[rhube]

I love how this shows how real artists drawing a thing aren't just representing the thing, but showing you what THEY found beautiful in it.

[geodethecrow]

hope I'm not too late to paint egg! watercolors :)

[pipsqueaks-human-errors]

i too have drawn the egg

[sketchyelvenasss]

[kamil-a]

heres my egg

[queen-susans-revenge]

Love every single one of these eggs. No yeah of course it's still okay to write your vampire story or whatever, even if a thousand people have done it before you. Your art will still be uniquely yours and people will find something fresh in your perspective. Paint your egg.

[azurevoltage]

Egg!

[kourota]

ze egg (≧∀≦)ゞ

[kourota]

the crown of destiny - [redraw]

[2019 version]

[kourota]

rawr~ 😼💙

[kourota]

wife wait for me, wildemount is not far

[kourota]

hi yeah i'm calling regarding my student health insurance coverage. i'd like to know if preventative care also includes paying a tall and beefy woman to throw me against a wall and rearrange my guts with her dragon strap

[kourota]

goth! fem! he xuan!

[kourota]

this trend makes me so emotional

here's all the characters separately in case y'all want high quality doodles of the blorbos skdjfnksjdfn

[kourota]

showed a picture of yoohankim to my dad and he asked me who they were, and I asked him if he remembered that comic i made (doksoo) and before i could elaborate he just said "oh, ek phool doh maali?" (literally translates to "one flower two gardeners") and im sobbing how did he clock their poly asses

[kourota]

la da dee la da di doo / i think that im in love with you

[kourota]

ms paint doodles to cope with the 'graine demon

[kourota]

when the weight of a secret is all that keeps you grounded...