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[tastefullyoffensive]

[fifthtee]

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

[pondwitch]

worlds tallest vampire

[pondwitch]

count everest

[goattgrrl]

mount dracula

[chaos-storm]

Wouldn’t mind if i do

[brainbubblegum]

I love the Winnie the Pooh newspaper comics. Everyone’s such a dick to eachother, it’s so out of character. Is it simply called “Winnie the Pooh”? I never bothered to read the title, I just call it “It’s Always Sunny in the Hundred Acre Woods”

[nopecontest]

[grawly]

[megasonger]

[mettic]

[paramar]

[yavinmoon]

piglet strikes back

[impala-dreamer]

Fanfic: Because it ain’t gonna happen in real life, so why not dream?

[mockingnightlock]

[funwithpossums]

screw a lamp into his ass and have yourself a human glow wormy

[pusheen]

[trisscar368]

Rule one of fandom: there are some things that only exist for us.

Don’t send actors fics

Don’t give them explicit art ever

Don’t tag them in rpf questions or theories

Don’t try to bring them into fandom drama of any kind

Don’t hold them responsible for what the producers and writers decide

They’re still people.  They have private lives, which do not include fandom.

[thekristen999]

louder for the people in the back!

[sexydexynurse]

For fandoms that don’t have actors? Don’t do this to the content creators either.

Don’t bring them your discourse about characters.

Don’t bring them into your shipping wars.

No matter how much interaction they have with fans, they aren’t your friend. They are the content creator and you are the fan.

Yes, hold the people responsible for writing and creating content responsible for things that are racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, classist, etc. And encourage them to do better.

Do not expect them to cater to your desires regarding character arcs and canon ships.

[elfwreck]

There are actors and some content creators, especially in film, who adore fandom and think it’s all wonderful.

THEY WILL FIND US.

You don’t have to send things to them. The fact that fanfic and fanart exist are no longer fringe-group secrets. Everyone in the entertainment industries know that fanworks exist. You don’t have to tell them. You don’t have to tell them that some of it is explicit; you don’t have to tell them that a lot is not. You don’t have to show them that some is adorably cute.

If they’re interested, they’ll seek it out. Don’t inflict fanworks and fandom drama on them; you don’t know what squicks them, what reminds them of some personal trauma - and what they are contractually, legally required not to acknowledge. (Or what they are legally required to report to someone else, which is worse.)

If they like fandom, they can find it. You don’t have to let them know it’s here, and you don’t know enough about their tastes to recommend “the good stuff.” 

[lastoneout]

Also please respect the creators decisions and stop attacking them and demanding they cater to your whims.

Dont send them those pointless petitions begging them to make x ship canon(and seriously just stop making these altogether I have never seen a single one make an ounce of difference in the 11 years I have been in fandom spaces they are legit just whiny and immature and make y'all look silly). Dont harass them about two second interactions between your otp. Dont call them monsters or claim you know thier story better than they do just becuase they made a change you didnt like. Dont send them detailed HCs and then attack them for disagreeing with or ignoring you.

Respect creators, and dont drag them into fandom drama. All it does it hurt what you love most, their story. They are kind enough to share their worlds with us, but the key word is SHARE. You are not entitled to anything. Stop acting like you are.

[vxhtdkggyigb]

Men are so obsessed with the continuation of our species. They’re always going on about birthrates and who would ‘need’ to do what with whom if there were only like 12 ppl left on earth and for some unknown reason we needed to rectify that ‘problem’. Let me tell u, lads: no lady needs to do anything with anyone even if the entire human race depends upon it. If we die out then we die. That’s life, sweaty. No ladies are responsible for ensuring your ugly asses are still a thing in the year 3017

[rudefem-raids]

This post is great

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the idea that people nowadays are more sensitive and easy to offend than they were in the past is such horseshit. people used to throw hands if you stepped on their shadow and calling a person a coward was legally justifiable grounds for them to challenge you to a duel with pistols.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

since some people are having trouble understanding what i meant here, i would like to clarify that i am 100% mocking the hypocrisy of people who idolize the “good old days when people weren’t offended by everything” and then turn around and whine about how sjws are ruining their lives

if you’re whining about sjws in the comments of this post please know that i am making fun of you and that the old white relative you idolize for “giving no fucks” probably cried himself to sleep last night when he saw an interracial couple in a target commercial 

[grease-chan]

Texts (In order):

“just because they look cishet does not mean they are, stop trying to gatekeep the community it makes you look ignorant”

“some trans/nb people like things associated with their birth gender and it doesn’t diminish their identity stop being a dick”

“being part of an oppressed group does not give you right to be an unreasonable dick”

“bi men exist”

[lyril]

REMINDER TO

[solarpoweredblonde]

i’ll never forget when i worked as a monster at a haunted theme park last year, and like 10 different people called me “adorable” and “aw you’re too cute to be scary!” (someone even had the audacity to pat me on the head)

listen here i might be 5 foot 3 inches tall and look like a 12 year old but i have a gallon of blood on my face and i’m shrieking at you like a demon straight from the pit of hell AND YOU CALLING ME CUTE HURTS MY FEELINGS OKAY IM SUPPOSED TO BE SCARY

[z-nogyrop]

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

[z-nogyrop]

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

[afieldinengland]

fashion designers put a halo and wings on a model and call it an ‘angel’ look. where are the wheels within wheels? the multitudes of staring, glowing eyes? the trumpets of rapture? the bloodied swords? where is the fire, the incomprehensibility? the ear-shattering “do not be afraid” that makes the audience fear god and have prophetic visions? extremely unsexy of the fashion industry to not realise what the viewer really wants

[marauders4evr]

Ah yes, The Phantom of the Opera - the musical about the French man who’s deformed and tries to find true love. Not to be confused with Beauty and the Beast - the musical about the French man who’s deformed and tries to find true love. Or The Hunchback of Notre Dame - the musical about the French man who’s deformed and tries to find true lo-hey wait a minute!

[such-justice-wow]

The French are just deformed

[thecybersmith]

Deformed and horny.

[stay-human]

When white teachers call colonizers “explorers” to make them seem like brave people with an adventurous curiosity instead of genocidal, european supremacist bastards who wanted to exchange blood for money.

[sofigrace]

When white teachers explain mixed race children saying colonizers “fell in love” with native women to make them seem loving men instad of rapists and murderers.

[myfloralmind]

When white teachers still call Native Americans “Indians” knowing damn well Christopher Columbus’ DUMB ASS just couldn’t read a map

[brainstatic]

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

[stoned-dahmer-deactivated201802]

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

[a-really-bad-decision]

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

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