Better to burn out than fade away

Independent RP blog for Herman Kozik from Sons of Anarchy. Not Kenny Johnson, not Koz (clearly), not affiliated with the folks involved or FX in any capacity. Mun and muse 21+ Follows from kxngofthewasteland

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Your number is: 9; in a towel

Kozik would have thought he’d be prepared for just about anything; a couple decades with the club and shit, he was pretty sure he’d seen just about everything, was guaranteed to be able to expect the unexpected.  Hell, just knowing Tig as long as he had, it should have sealed it.

As it happened, as he walked into the room and caught a flash of skin — okay, it wasn’t exactly anything he hadn’t seen before, but that didn’t mean he was entirely prepared either.  He raised a hand to block out the bulk of the view, expression warring somewhere between startled and amused, but given the way he was laughing, amusement seemed to be winning out.

"Dude.  A little warning next time, maybe?  Geez."

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send a ♞ to my inbox

and i’ll generate a random sentence from this generator for my muse to say to yours

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"That’s not mine."

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Uh huh. You're just holding onto it for a friend, right?

[oniric-multimuse-rp]

Grab a marker and write something on my muse! ( Anywhere over my muse's body. )

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Meme Grab Bag

"No, no -- Go back to sleep."

"How long before the kids go to college and we have time for ourselves again?"

"Lose my job? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT."

"Drink up. Whiskey’s God’s way of letting us know he loves us and he wants us to be happy."

"Maybe we didn't raise him/her the way we should have. Maybe we went wrong somewhere."

"No, don't just say you're fine. Where's the doctor? Let me go speak to the doctor."

"Shush, it's fine. They won't hear us."

"I like your ass."

"What the hell have you been smoking?

"Do we need anything else, d'you think? Do we still have milk at home?"

"Do people really fall for that line?"

"Stop it. Stop crying. You're going to make me cry -- Goddamn it."

"Wait, did you just call me 'honey'? We just met."

"Sometimes I worry that you're just a really great dream."

"Fuck, I told you not to leave any hickeys."

"What are you smiling about?"

"Shouldn't you get that? What if it's important?"

"You're really killing the mood."

"What happened to 'we should never go to bed angry at each other'? Talk to me."

"Be careful when you let our baby sleep in our bed, okay? Don't crush him/her."

"I don't care what happens to be, don't you get it? I don't care if I live or die."

"Jesus Christ, take it easy next time. Look at these nail marks."

"You're so fucking immature, you know that? I don't know how I can stand you."

"It's not that I don't trust you, I don't trust him/her."

"I don't know whether to interpret that as a good thing, or a bad thing."

"I mean it. Just say the word, and I'll kill him."

"I told you I didn't want kids when we first got married! We're not negotiating my uterus."

"You broke my heart. Now you want to be 'friends'?"

"Come on, jump. I dare you."

"Zip me up."

"Tell me about your dream."

"Wake up. You don't want to sleep all night on the couch, do you? C'mon, come to bed."

"Stop talking."

"What? I have no idea what you're talking about."

"You know I hate the word mistress."

"I forgot my keys."

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Who is this? Do you have any idea what time it is?

Hey.  Listen.  It’s me.  Just look at the…there’s a number.  That’s who.

[He snorts, long and drawn out, the sound tapering off into a snicker because it sounds goofy okay.]

Somebody dropped my watch in the toilet.  I’m not diving in after it.

[…”somebody” is probably him but he’s not admitting to ANYTHING.]

[throat-of-fire]

Great, jus’- jus’ don’t touch

'em or yell  at  'em like tha drunk bastard ya are an’ ya should be fine till I get t’ere.

    [ Clo yawned once more, getting out of bed to throw on some some clothes and run a brush through her messy hair. ]

Ya want me ta stay on tha phone,       or are ya gonna  try   an’   talk  ta t’ose pretty girls, Kozik?

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I'm not that drunk!

[Yes.  Yes he is, but it doesn't stop the childish, sulking tone]

They're nice.  Why would I yell at 'em?

[Kozik is ALWAYS nice to the girls and their skimpy outfits and big racks.  Not like some people he knows, who can't keep their hands to themselves and always gets them thrown out.  He only yelled that one time and it wasn't his fault, he didn't MEAN to grab her tit.]

Kendra needs a new mom, the one she's got still doesn't like me much.

[Yup, it's official, Kozik is GONE.]

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Number Generator

1. Standing over a body

2. Covered in blood

3. Unconcious

4. Being attacked

5. Torturing someone

6. Struggling to breathe

7. Committing suicide

8. Having a mental breakdown

9. Wearing just a towel

10. Wearing sexy lingerie

11....

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Sexual Sunday Meme - NSFW

Send in ☎ for my character's reaction to getting phone sex from yours

Send in ✉ for my character's reaction to getting a sext from yours

Send in ♌ for my character's reaction to being spanked by yours

Send in ❤ for my character's reaction to be propositioned by yours

Send in ✿ for my character's reaction to being fondled by yours

Send in ☥ for my character's reaction to receiving nude pictures from yours

Send in ★ for my characters reaction to yours asking them where babies come from

Send in ☀ for my character's reaction to yours exposing themselves

Send in -‘๑’- for my character's reaction to yours telling them to bend over

Send in ✥ for my character's reaction to finding out yours is a dominatrix

Send in ♍ for my character's reaction to yours telling them they are a virgin

Send in ❆ for my character's reaction to being tied up by yours

Send in ♉ for my character's reaction to suddenly being kissed by yours

Send in ❣ for my character suddenly being joined in the bathe by yours

Send in 文 for a confession from my character on what gets them hot

Send in ♚ for a confession from my character on what turns them off

Send in ♛ for a confession from my character on their kinks

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out of road;

No more for me tonight, but like this post and you'll get a starter in the morning?  As long as brain holds up anyway.  l-lol

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Send "Stay a bit longer. I want you in my arms." For my muses reaction to yours grabbing them and pulling them back to bed.

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Who is this? Do you have any idea what time it is?

Hey.  Listen.  It’s me.  Just look at the…there’s a number.  That’s who.

[He snorts, long and drawn out, the sound tapering off into a snicker because it sounds goofy okay.]

Somebody dropped my watch in the toilet.  I’m not diving in after it.

[…”somebody” is probably him but he’s not admitting to ANYTHING.]

[throat-of-fire]

    [ Clo immediately placed a hand over her mouth to cover the loud laughter that may have happened. Clobi-Wan. Alrighty then. ]

Alright, alright.   Where are ya? I’ll come get ya.

    [ It was funny to listen to the man speak. His slurred words and puns. Probably the person she thought she’d hate, but actually ended up liking. ]

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The, uh.  That Hippo place.  I'll be...probably by the pretty girls if I don't get kicked out first.  This guy's giving me the hairy eyeball.

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We got bills to pay, we got mouths to feed

     there ain't nothing in this world for free

◎ cross-verse friendly, AU-friendly (since, you know, dead in main 'verse), multiverse/ship

◎ any style of play welcome

◎ dark theme-friendly, but all genres equally welcome

◎ mun is caught up to most recent episode!  But default pull point will be from season four (before his death, obviously), unless discussed ahead of time.

◎ mun & muse 21+

◎ AIM available on request

◎ tracks kozxndeffect; will follow from kxngofthewasteland

Oh no we can't slow down, we can't hold back

      though you know we wish we could

                                   I II III IV

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Who is this? Do you have any idea what time it is?

Hey.  Listen.  It’s me.  Just look at the…there’s a number.  That’s who.

[He snorts, long and drawn out, the sound tapering off into a snicker because it sounds goofy okay.]

Somebody dropped my watch in the toilet.  I’m not diving in after it.

[…”somebody” is probably him but he’s not admitting to ANYTHING.]

[throat-of-fire]

    [ Oh lord, it was Kozik. And what an interesting reason to call her at three am. The woman sat up in her bed, rubbing an eye slightly with her free hand. Clo didn’t actually expect to be receiving a phone call from him at all for any reason. ]

Right… well I’m not t’ere, so I can’t    get    it fer ya, now            can            I?

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No, no.  No.  That's not why I'm calling.  I have.  I haaaave....

[Fuck.  What was it.  He was going to tell her something, it was important.

There's the sound of something hitting flesh; he figures if he slaps himself a couple times maybe he'll remember what the hell it was.  He groans.  What was it.]

I need somebody to come get me.  I fucked up and nobody else can drive.  Can you...  Can you get me somewhere not-here.  I need an adult.

Help me, Clobi-Wan, you're my only hope.

[And then he's snickering again.  Oh god he is so fucked up right now.]

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❛ the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy ❜ sentence starters

❛ All the dolphins have ever done is muck about in the water having a good time. ❜

❛ Don’t panic. ❜

❛ Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? ❜

❛ Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? ❜

❛ Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space. ❜

❛ If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. ❜

❛ I’d far rather be happy than right any day. ❜

❛ This must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. ❜

❛ You’re turning into a penguin. Stop it. ❜

❛ No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all. ❜

❛ So long, and thanks for all the fish. ❜

❛ Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. ❜

❛ If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it? ❜

❛ Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of. ❜

❛ There’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out. ❜

❛ I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed. ❜ 

❛ All through my life I’ve had this strange unaccountable feeling that something was going on in the world, something big, even sinister, and no one would tell me what it was. ❜

❛ Life. Loathe it or ignore it, you can’t like it. ❜

❛ Ow! My brains! ❜

❛ Blood… blood… blood… blood… ❜

❛ I don’t want to die now! I’ve still got a headache! I don’t want to go to heaven with a headache, I’d be all cross and wouldn’t enjoy it! ❜

❛  My capacity for happiness you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first. ❜

❛ Oh dear, you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well. Are you all right? ❜

❛ Life! Don’t talk to me about life. ❜

❛ Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh god I’m so depressed. ❜

❛ The fully armed nuclear warheads are of course merely a courtesy detail. ❜

❛ Call that job satisfaction? ’Cause I don’t. ❜

❛ Very deep. You should send that in to the Reader’s Digest. They’ve got a page for people like you. ❜

❛ Do you find coming to terms with the mindless tedium of it all presents an interesting challenge? ❜

❛ Who is this God person anyway? ❜

❛ Hey, this is terrific! Someone down there is trying to kill us! ❜

❛  I’ll have you hung, drawn and quartered! And whipped! And boiled… until… until… until… until you’ve had enough. ❜

❛ That is really amazing. That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I’d like to steal it. ❜

❛ I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style. ❜

❛ You’ve got as much sex appeal as a road accident. ❜

❛ Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff. ❜

❛ It’s partly the curiosity, partly a sense of adventure, but mostly I think it’s the fame and the money. ❜

❛ It gives me my headache just trying to think down to your level. ❜

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grey's anatomy // sentence prompts

"You didn’t love her. You just didn’t want to be alone. Or maybe she was good for your ego. Or maybe she made you feel better about your miserable life, but you didn’t love her. Because you don’t destroy the person that you love."

"I love you. In a… really, really big… pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you."

"Pick me. Choose me. Love me."

"I love you. What the hell is the matter with you that you won’t just let me?"

"You don't get to call me a whore."

"What about me? What about me when you go to the light? No, I get it. You'll be okay. You'll be fine. But what about me?"

"I'll never be able to forgive you for making me love you!"

"I feel like I'm moving in slow motion."

"You're who I wanna wake up with, and go to bed with, and do everything in between with."

"You're my person."

"It's easier to be alone."

"We're meant to be."

"I am so in love with you. You're in me. It's like you're a disease. And I just can't think about anything or anybody. And I can't sleep. I can't breathe. I can't eat. And I just love you. All the time."

"Hating you is the most exhausting."

"I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke."

"When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. So all the boys, and all the bars, and all the obvious daddy issues, who cared? Because I was done. You left me."

"Why is the universe so screwed up?"

"All my boyfriend's are here!"

"It wasn't a date so much as a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience."

"You think you broke me? You're the one who put me back together."

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Who is this? Do you have any idea what time it is?

Hey.  Listen.  It's me.  Just look at the...there's a number.  That's who.

[He snorts, long and drawn out, the sound tapering off into a snicker because it sounds goofy okay.]

Somebody dropped my watch in the toilet.  I'm not diving in after it.

[..."somebody" is probably him but he's not admitting to ANYTHING.]