Namjoon’s Hype Women

Y’all already know what’s going down 😤 Bitch I love that stiff hoe Namjohn 🤧Lurk around and read my trash smut/imagines below. Peep my memes too. If you’re a hating ass babosa we 🚀 Enjoy y’all 😊

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

[kpopxhoe]

PLS

[eerieandabandoned]

K-Pop mafia AUs are my guilty pleasure and I don’t care if I’m judged

[kpopxhoe]

THE WAY I EMBARRASSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH AT MY PARTY. IM SO SICKSNSBSHE WHY CANT I TALK TO HIM WITHOUT PANICKING

[kpopxhoe]

I’m becoming a meme account now. Y’all can still read my trash imagines though

[kpopxhoe]

It’s that time of the year again y’all 😔

[witchybitchypeachy]

summer glow up

1. sleep well. everything begins here. you’ll look better, you’ll feel better and you’ll function better.

2. make exercising and stretching a daily ritual. not just for the sake of getting a hotter body but also to feel better and have a stronger body so that you are better prepared  to handle the obstacles that you might face. take a karate lesson, do yoga or run.

3.nourish your body with fresh foods. freshly picked fruits and vegetabled, lots of water.

4.create a skincare routine and follow it religiously. it doesn’t have to be fancy. rose water, honey, clay and oils.

5.protect your self from the sun. wear spf and cover up when you need to. it’s harmful for the health and the skin.

6.swim in the sea. the salt water does wonders for the skin.

7.love your hair and protect it. try to limit heat styling, apply masks, oil your roots and massage your scalp. use apricot oil, castor oil, jojoba oil.

8.take a break from life. watch the films you’ve had on yur watchlist forever, read the books you’ve always wanted to, play the sims…it’s very important to make time for leisure.

9.drink berry smoothies

10.take cold baths with green tea and rose petals

11. soak your feet in vinegar.

12.clean your space naturally. use vinegar with water and essential oils or buy natural cleaning products. its better than those toxic chemicals that harm your skin, hormones and lungs.

13.cutt off toxic people. start over, begin a new chapter in your life with people who only appreciate, love and support you. fake friends and two faced familt members are not to be tolerated ever again.

14. organize your life. start a bullet journal, habit tracker, planner.

15.be clear about your goals and put all the effort you have in fulfilling them.

16. take your pleasures seriously. indulge, enjoy,be wild every now and then.

17. always do what you love  

[plutosite]

Oh my hobi. Be happy girly. Take it as a sign as it wasn’t meant to be. There are so many other colleges and universities that are out there. Don’t let this bring you down or settle for less. Continue to have a growth mindset and work harder. You’ll find the perfect university for you. Just be HaPpY my...J HOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPE

my nAMJOHN thank you so much for this daksk i really appreciate it and just everything you do, i’m happy to call you my best friend love you mochi 😫💕

[kpopxhoe]

I love you too sushi roll 😭❤️

[kissedbylove]

Y'll have no idea how hard I fell in love with Jake Gyllenhaal.

I mean, LOOK AT THAT SWEET BOY MY GOD

[africant]

[lilithminded]

this hit me like a bus

[nastynas1991]

I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed

[taejoon]

he’s so handsome 😭

[kpopxhoe]

Would y’all trust a Craigslist roommate

[kpopxhoe]

Y’all I need some advice on tips for hair growth. I had virgin hair and decided to bleach it twice with a week between because I really wanted to dye my hair an ash blonde ,,,, my hair hated that. It use to be to my hips and now it’s to my lower back. My hair has thinned out so much. Like did I really deserve this. I need a miracle rip pls help

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

i love cats

you have long cat (serval)

ear cat (sand cat)

small evil cat (black footed cat)

spherical cat (pallas cat)

cat who probably watches makeup tutorials on youtube (caracal)

very round cat (leopardus guigna)

water cat (fishing cat)

cat with socks (leopardus colocolo)

grayscale cat (geoffroy’s cat)

and let’s not forget revolver cat (ocelot)

[im-fairly-whitty]

🎶These are a few of my favorite things 🎶

[slusheeduck]

Don’t forget Snek Cat (Clouded Leopard)

[crystallinecrow]

@bunjywunjy

LOOK, TEETHY FUR BOIS

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT ALLEGED CATS

Are You 100% Sure This Isn’t A Lemur (flat-headed cat)

That’s A Fucking Stoat (Jaguarundi)

Foot Fetish (canadian lynx)

(OK I’M SORRY FOR THAT ONE BUT JESUS JUST LOOK AT IT.)

and I move that my favorite, spherical cat, should be renamed Redonkasaurus Rex immediately (pallas cat)

[chinon]

first of all how Dare u call black footed babies evil smh but

how could yall forget

Tinie Babey aka smallest cat species (rusty spotted cat - Prionailurus rubiginosus)

Get That Cat A Modeling Contract (asiatic golden cat - Pardofelis temminckii)

Tater Tot Spots (andean mountain cat - Leopardus jacobita)

Smaller, More Alien-looking Ocelot (margay - Leopardus wiedii)

and finally I’m Pretty Sure That’s The Love Child of a Snow Leopard and a Clouded Leopard (marbled cat - Pardofelis marmorata)

[daughter-of-the-red-land]

SO MANY MAMA MAFDETS! @tawaubastmut and your beloved pallas cat! :D

[nakedinasnowsuit]

Dis my tail cat: snow leopard

[awkward-trouble]

@rainbows2brite You are going to love this post!

[highwaytohell94-deactivated2022]

This is a long ass post and I enjoyed every inch of it 😂

[kpopxhoe]

We’re going to work and gym on no sleep. luv that for us. When I tell y’all I wanna die and go back up my mommas p*ssy for a redo. Eye-

[bbgluvsu]

Jake Gyllenhaal... we luv he

[kpopxhoe]

Oof a hoe mood. He’s my daddy

[kpopxhoe]

Aight but y’all ,,,, DID ANYONE EVER EXPECT THIS?? HE REALLY SNAPPED. STAN THIS BITCH ASS YEEHAW NAMJOON 🤠

[kpopxhoe]

Y’all I’ve been dieting and trying lose weight... she’s really out here trying to have that positive and healthy lifestyle y’all 🤪 pero ... why .... can’t .... I .... lose .... this .... fatass stomach faster and wHY CANT MY FACE GET SKINNIER ALREADY LIKE ???? I’m in need some good brujeria magic and spells shit asap cause a bitch just trying to look good 🥺

[problematicparrot]

Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

Source

[ren-of-rationality]

My god I love her.

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.

When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”.

Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”.

The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”.

Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted.

[eric-coldfire]

Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex.

[guyveranimefan87-blog]

If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here.

Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he?

Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”. 

Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular.

As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!”

It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better.

According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables. 

Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%…

… But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time.

I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then…

There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration…

And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia

Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder…

So… Thanks Hollywood?

[fierceawakening]

I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this.

[brunhiddensmusings]

dehydrated to the point theyre about a day away from actual organ failure okay so chris hemsworth is a absolute god of a man, but hollywood says ‘thats not good enough’ and for the thor movie he has to spend several days having the juice squeezed from his body untill he looses about a gallon of whats supposed to be him so that he can do 2 days of shooting scenes without his shirt, after which he has to have recovery time before he is hospitalized because i am not joking about ‘one day away from organ failure’ thats the benchmark- look at chris hemsworth and process that he is told he isnt suitable for a shirtless scene without prepping for three days and nearly fainting

[shipperwolf1]

real feminism acknowledges the unhealthy standards that men are held to. radfems brush them off as non-existent

guys, feminism is for you, too. it’s for all of us.