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i had to go through 13 websites to download this, bcs the official videos were restricted to the us only. so worth it

aavec

this video is the beginning of something great

offbeatmel

Dear Blackout,

My mother has never called me by name,

she calls me beautiful

"How was your day, beautiful?"

"Beautiful, help clean up."

"Yes, beautiful?"

And I believed her.

But then I turned on the tv,

flipped through the magazines,

saw the only thing deemed a “beauty”

to look nothing like me.

And as all the boys chased my friends,

with flirtatious words, fawning over fair faces,

mine received not one glance

not one word

and the silence erased my mother’s words

in a deafening, hollowing way.

But days like today,

moments like this,

I hear her loud and

clear

(once again)

"I see you, beautiful."

"I love you, beautiful."

”Beautiful.”

And so thank you, blackout,

for the reminder,

sweet as honey,

warm as my mother’s voice,

that my black is beautiful.

(You all are beautiful to me.)

-m.g.

midwest-monster

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Dear Girls Who Suck,

The following post is a response to this article.

I join my fellow male college student in addressing the way you live your "independent" lives.

I find it quite redundant that I addressed this letter to girls who suck. The two words are synonyms! All girls suck. Girls suck. They're the worst. Moms and sisters? They suck! Stupid women.

With that said, I ask the same question as my peer: what girl isn't interested in dating men like us? I'm so nice!

We promise to demand your dependence on us. Being a free and independent woman is so overrated, stop pretending! We see you for what you truly are: a sack of meat that is sometimes inconveniently covered in clothing. We know that's how you see yourselves, anyway. You don't go out with your girls, looking nice, because you want to! You do it because you want a half-drunk, unshaven, beer-bellied fraternity brother to hook up with you!! I'm pretty sure women are incapable of having any desires other than this, anyway.

Because we want you to think you're a girl that doesn't suck, we're willing to use a pickup "line that actually works on a girl." I've seen countless upstanding women fall into a man's arms simply because he asked if she's from Tennessee. The reason we're doing this is because we saw the backlash Robin and Pharrell got when they were more straightforward about your desires.

Just give guys like us a chance! We've done all the studying. We know that from the vinyls and leg warmers that vintage is awesome. So let's celebrate antiquity and start a relationship that's based in misogyny and 18th century expectations of women! So yes, you'll have to put out. Yes, I may look at other women. But that's just the way it is, with us, the "10% of guys (cough cough, I am a part of that 10%) that actually give a crap."

#this is a satire #satire means sarcasm #aka a joke #feminism

this website isn't real

beyonseh

Laverne Cox stanning for Beyoncé at the VMAs

freak-thefreak-out

humansofnewyork

"I prefer maritime laws over laws on land. Maritime laws only exist to guarantee safe passage. There are no loopholes or biases to favor more powerful vessels. Every ship is equal, and no one is more powerful than the sea."

lukamodrich

how can you like coldplay?

Wot? Coldplay is everything, the rulers of the power of earth, the sun, the supernova the rainbow, drunk unicorns, they are all! And most importantly they are better than you!