ITS ABOUT BELONGING

welcome to Izzy Hands' Tinder profile. also i think krakhouse should be the official ship name, in case anyone was wondering. main: @modernmutiny

[edwardteachswombtattoo]

Ed is at the club crying when this beautiful golden-haired stranger wearing a shirt that says "Fish Fear Me, Men Want to Fuck Me" and the tiniest tightest shorts Ed has ever seen comes up to him and asks him what's wrong.

[wouldyourecognizethisperson-poll]

Would you recognize this person if you saw them in public?

Yes, I know who this is and I feel confident that I would recognize them

I know who this is but I’m not sure I would recognize them in person

They look familiar but I’m not sure who they are

I have no idea who this is

Nuanced answer

Voting ended onMay 13, 2025

[arnoldlister]

obsessed with stede dressing ed in purple when it was a notoriously expensive colour to afford and own, a colour often only associated with royalty and the uppermost elite. stede really said this man deserves only the best and let him wear what are probably some of the most valuable pieces he owns

[gydima]

Nobody’s doing it like him.

[missawkwardconversation]

[ourfag]

stede as he enters the room: ooh what are you making can i see

ed, who’s excited about the new recipe he’s trying tonight, with the intent of saying “i’m putting together a miso glaze to go over the fish” but his mouth isn’t hooked all the way up to his brain right now because he’s concentrating on getting the glaze right: i’m a fish!

stede:

ed:

stede: :D

stede: nice! can i be a fish?

ed: yeah you wanna be saltwater or freshwater?

stede: um… what are the options for freshwater fish? i’m blanking

ed, putting down the miso glaze for a minute: uhhh….. well you got trout,

stede, thinking:

ed, thinking:

stede: or i could just stick—

ed: salmon, if you’re horny

stede: —might just stick with saltwater

ed: yeah let’s go with saltwater

stede: i think i could be an eel. that’s fun!

ed: oh you don’t wanna…? kinda figured you’d go for something flashier

stede: there’s plenty of flashy eels. blue ones, green ones,

ed: thought maybe you’d—like, maybe a clownfish? cuz the symbiosis, you’re a symbiotic guy

stede: maybe. could be! but then i’d—well, what kind of fish are you?

ed: i dunno, hadn’t thought about it. shark?

stede: ooh, that’s quite a difference in size, though. are you gonna eat me?

ed: no, fuck no, i’m gonna—we’re gonna hang out.

stede: but there’s—

ed: couple of fish.

stede: —if i’m symbioting with the anemone, i’m all hidden inside of it, you’re gonna get zapped!

ed: so symbiotate with me instead.

stede: well…it’s a tempting offer, but i’m not sure—

ed: babe i could give you so much more than that anemone. come and hide in my tentacles, c’mon.

stede: i thought you were a shark?

ed: i’m a new kind of shark.

stede: oh i see

ed: they just rolled me out earlier this week. i’m limited edition

[carrymelikeimcute]

I am screaming

The fact that he did the slutty little sleeve roll-up - we see you thirst trapping.

DAVID.

BABY.

[baggnshield]

imagine ned low's face if he'd attacked and ed was in his little onesie just making eyes at stede the entire time and jingling his cat collar and swishing his shoulders, i think he'd have walked the plank himself tbh

[mon-ster-chen]

LA Lifestyle 😍

...and i feeling good😘

Source: Con o'Niell instagram profil

[toboldlymuppet]

And I'll sing you to sleep and I'll sing you tomorrow

Bless you with love for the road that you go

[djarin]

CON O’NEILL as IZZY HANDS in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH in episodes 2.06 — 2.07

[hugesigh]

this legitimately could not matter less but for the record the reason violins are red/brown is because those varnishes do not fuck with the sound of the instrument the way others do, so the PAINTED SILVER FIDDLE from a dude who killed his brother bc he was a worse musician? interesting choice, maybe don’t fuck up your instrument king, you hack, you fool, you ruined the finish you absolute clown

[piratecaptainscaptainpirates]

As a rule I try my hardest to avoid parasocial thinking about celebrities because they are just people I do not know. But I would fucking die for Samba Schutte with zero hesitation.

He was on set every day, even when he wasn't on call, to film bts content simply because he loves this show and wants to share with the fans. He cares so damn much. This show is so full of love and it wouldn't be the same without him.

[disabledpirate]

[al-settton]

Well...

[sherlockig]

am i wrong?

[thedowneyheart]

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