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selective & independent James Barnes from MCU Multi Verse & Ship Mun & Muse 18+ NSFW AF tracking: krasnyyubiytsa skype & kik available to mutuals upon request.

[awrubyblue]

Grandpas continue exploring mobile phones…

Part 1 

[nastasyafilippovnas]

You can’t blame the alcohol this time.

[wnq-words]

Exonerate  |  @wnq-words

[theavengers]

[hydradaddy]

"I wonder if you are as loud in bed as you are everywhere else."

“I’m the fuckin’ Commander, I’m in charge. How am I supposed to get shit done if I don’t speak up?”

[krasnyyubiytsa]

"weighted words work better than yelling empty threats." he shrugged, resuming his silence. His face hid it well but he was pleased to get a rise out of the leash his handler attached to him. Poor Rumlow, so overused and under- ha, he couldn't even think it with a straight face.

[thelovejournals]

I don’t care how hard being together is, nothing is worse than being apart.

Josephine Angelini, Starcrossed (via wordsnquotes)

[dailyteamcap]

[wnq-writers]

The fiery leaves let go the way humans do; slowly and then all at once. They flowed and swam down from the branches, laying ever so innocently upon the ground. They laid, forgotten and hopeless; all alone with no-one to keep them company during the winter nights.

decodingmyself, writing prompt #66: Write about November (via wnq-writers)

[wordsnquotes]

But in the night he woke and held her tight as though she were all of life and it was being taken from him.

Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls (via wordsnquotes)

[dorkbait]

Inktober day 10. Day 9. Day 8. Day 7.  Day 6. Day 5. Day 4. Day 3. Day 2. Day 1.

[min1919]

Raccoon buddies.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

[paddysnuffles]

Dear mansplaining morons who think "Batman could totally win a fight with Wonder Woman"

Are y'all high?

Bruce 

- an average human dude - has no superpowers to speak of - trained fighting for like, 10, 20 years tops - uses fancy but breakable human-made gadgets

Diana

- literally a deity - “only a god can kill another god” - trained fighting for 500 to 2,000 years (depending on who you ask) under Antiope, the greatest general in the history of a legendary warrior race - can fly - can literally level a building with a single punch - can control lightning - able to take punches by someone capable of crumbling a gun with their bare hands - can toss a tank with her bare hands like it’s nbd - has magical weapons originally made for & owned by gods

Being a man doesn’t give you the ability to defeat a deity who’s trained for centuries under the best of the best, has magic powers, and magic weapons, you twats.

Being a man doesn’t make you better than a deity.

[lost-undead]

No being a man doesn’t make you better than a woman, being Batman makes you better than a woman, what people always seem to forget is that on top of all the money and gadgets Batman is an expert in all forms of martial arts, a master tactician, and the smartest member of the justice league, if anyone has a weakness he knows it, and he has contingency plans for all members of the justice leagues, so yes while Wonder Woman would probably win in a fair fight you have to remember that Batman doesn’t fight fair

[paddysnuffles]

“what people always seem to forget is that on top of all the money and gadgets Batman is an expert in all forms of martial arts, a master tactician, and the smartest member of the justice league” 

1. …Did you actually read my original post? At all?

I’m perfectly aware of Batman’s fighting abilities and tactical skills. 

However, you’re blatantly ignoring the fact that while Bruce is “an expert in all forms of martial arts [and] a master tactician” SO IS DIANA. 

What’s more, you’re also ignoring the fact that Diana has trained for between 25 to 100 times longer than Bruce has, and under MUCH more qualified and skilled tutors than the League of Shadows could ever hope to be in their wildest dreams.

Like I point out in my original post, Bruce has trained for maybe 20 years under the instruction of some rando ninja assassins. 

Diana trained for 500-2,000 years (depending on which version of her you’re going with), and her instructor was either the greatest general in history or War itself. And you can bet your ass her training included tactical planning.

As Batman once put it, “she’s skilled… a warrior born”.

So in arguing that “he could beat her because of his training” what you’re saying is that a man with only 20 years of training could beat someone who’s trained between 25 to 100 times longer than he has. 

That makes as much sense as saying a guy with no training whatsoever could beat Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan. 

“if anyone has a weakness he knows it, and he has contingency plans for all members of the justice leagues”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

We’ve literally seen Batman try and fight Wonder Woman

HE LOST

BADLY

Wonder Woman is a better fighter, she’s a better tactician and she’s stronger and faster than Bruce will ever be

[fearthetalon]

*Sigh* Why do people forget this happened:

[cpieng]

On duty . i ’d better practice more monochrome pic

[boyd-stevens]

bucky barnes having his best friend’s back.

[the107th]

My dash is: Dead

What happened?? I used to have 200 posts in my queues and now I have 20 and they’re all going to run out by tomorrow?? Way too many marvel blogs have been deactivating and that makes me genuinely sad. I’ve followed some new blogs from my celebrations but it hasn’t been nearly enough to heal my broken dash :(

So please reblog this post if you post:

marvel (this is very important to me!!)

And like/reblog if you also post:

star wars

harry potter

movies

aesthetic gifsets

photography

disney

memes 

If you happen to be multifandom, please tag your fandoms, and include your creations tag, if you happen to have any! (If you have marvel on your blog, it would be helpful if you could estimate what % of your blog is marvel - but this is totally optional!) I’ll be sure to check you ALL out!

[incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes]

Bucky: Let’s make nicknames for each other! Tony: Okay, Bucky-bear! Bucky: How does boyfriend sound?

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Reality show where Canadians are send to Australia and vice versa. 

No plot.

No missions.

Just Canadians and Australians trying to survive each other’s weather. 

[sluttyfranzkafka]

Our latest episode

[sluttyfranzkafka]

People who are reblogging this without the pictures are missing out because I’m hilarious 

[arachnofiend]

The best thing about this post is that Australia and Canada are in opposite hemispheres so you can run both segments simultaneously and the Australian will be in the worst of Canada’s winter while the Canadian is in the worst of Australia’s summer