Live for Today

Kurt, 25, Gamer, athlete, shuffler. Live for today, hope for tomorrow. Xbox one gang. Big kid at heart. EDM chillin. Otaku living. Gym lifting. "Train insaiyan or remain the same." There's no living life without laughter.  IG: Kurt_the_stampede

[zestydoesthings]

Tried my hand at doing some “reboot” designs of the original starter Pokemon! These designs all have a basis in Japanese mythology, to suit the setting of the first game. Too much fun!

[toney-starks]

Bonus: 

[rakkiankh]

People upset Nintendo is postponing animal crossing New Horizons for another couple months…

I’m so fucking glad they’re postponing it. When Nintendo postpones a game they make sure it’s good. And I want that game to be as close to perfection as possible.

[hyliaschosenhero]

[dukesignalthomas]

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding

Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now

[mikonthemountain]

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

My level 2 ass who is about to have a come-to-Jesus meeting: that is just a recommendation right?

[grinatthegrimmestoftimes]

Two types of gamers

[seabassbitch]

people going off on peta via pokemon is all ive ever wanted (x)

[saint-river]

Agree.

[sanacloud-deactivated20211127]

Visit Original Link

[nippon-com]

Japan’s vast assortment of mascots all share a similar problem.

Via @GorillaGorillax

[honeydewhale]

A comparison

[catchymemes]

[primrosetta]

Tohru: *is gone for like, a few hours*

Kyo and Yuki: 

[webscene-remade]

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

[webscene-remade]

scam caller: hello, how are you today?

me: great!

scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.

me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though

scam caller: what?

me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?

scam caller:

me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?

scam caller:

me: I was just wondering, is all

scam caller: why did you answer?

me:

me: what?

scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?

me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.

scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.

me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal

scam caller: my goal?

me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.

scam caller: well, can I scam you?

me:

me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?

scam caller: yes. can I scam you?

me, baffled: sure, you can try

scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer

me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.

scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.

me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.

scam caller: You answered today.

me: …touché?

scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

[ruinedchildhood]

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[retrogamingblog]

[gxldpvck]

[osakaxkobe]