Mantra

Words

[firefox-official]

every day i wear pants

[banans13]

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

[banans13]

BLAZE REJECTED MY POST WOW LOL

[autisticwolfesbrainisautistic]

We'll make sure at least 100k people see it for free then.

[warcrimesimulator]

Shoutout to autistic and adhd people whose special interests/hyperfixations aren't media-related. "autism is about writing fanfics about your blorbo scrunklies XDD" actually autism is about collecting miniature world war 1 airplane models

[warcrimesimulator]

[sexhaver]

[sexhaver]

this is actually the default up-special attack for white women irl

[cowboy-garfield]

did yall know there were more

[draculagerard]

who was your original blorbo? Like the first ever blorbo that you felt Blorbo Induced Emotions for

[draculagerard]

Some blorbos are obviously more popular than others. I should make a list of the most popular original blorbos when I have the time

[sethdomain]

I used to make angst art of him where he was tortured

[draculagerard]

I think about this reply at least once a week

[radiofreederry]

[impulsive-astrophile]

Glad we're all in a agreement

My personal favorite though ^

[somecreachur]

[otogariado]

like to charge and reblog to cast

[bramblebeau]

normal country

[cannibalchicken]

[donald-trump-official]

What they say:

What they mean:

Every single one of Donald trumps lawyers actively participated in a criminal conspiracy to overthrow the results of an election

[donald-trump-official]

Sidney Powell: filed a bunch of frivolous lawsuits, is now under investigation for false electors, has been sanctioned, pending disbarment

Rudy Giuliani: filed a bunch of frivolous lawsuits, is now under investigation for false electors, has been sanctioned, pending disbarment

Lin Wood: filed a bunch of frivolous lawsuits, is now under investigation for false electors, has been sanctioned, pending disbarment

The list goes on and on and on

[evilnicegirl]

poisoning & smashing bugs is so cruel. when i have bugs in my house i put them down swiftly &mercifully with 2 bullets to the back of the head

[thyrell]

jesse. listen to me Jesse. you need to touch an object with your little paws

[pwesident]

hey look mista white im gonna knock a glass off this high counter

[lesbian-toddhoward]

waltuh. listen to me waltuh. your gay trans catboy colleague took a shit in the meth lab waltuh. you need to clean his litter box.

[campyvillain]

saul

[thyrell]

Saul...

[sketchdeath]

you know come to think of it i don't believe those men were ever truly sorry for party rocking

[avoidantcoded]

[slashersrus]

Out of respect for the Queen's funeral:

GPs are closing

Surgeries are cancelled

Funerals for non royal citizens are cancelled

Food banks are shut

People are kicked from holiday parks and forced to find accommodation in a foreign place

Protesters are getting arrested for holding signs

Billions will be spent on the funeral whilst people freeze in their homes and children starve

I've only been looking into news articles and restrictions for five minutes... I'm sure there's much more.

But oh don't worry, it's out of respect.

[tokumon]

hermit crab monster Yadokarin from Return of Ultraman ep.