The Official Kill Rocket Fan Club

The Kill Rocket Fan Club (KRFC) is an Earthen group dedicated to hunting down and destroying the evil that is Rocket Greystone, as well as taking down his organization. We have forced him into hiding and now we seek to educate the world and recruit new members. We must always be at the ready. We are allied with the Universal Death to Rocket Coalition (UDRC) on the intergalactic front.

[krfcofficial]

For any of our followers who would like to join our noble cause of hunting down and destroying Rocket and his allies, join us! This link is where we plan our next moves, and is completely Rocket-proof.

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[randomslasher]

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

[gayelectro]

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

[krfcofficial]

KRFCers BEWARE!!!!

Remember to STAY VIGILANT always!!! Rocket loves to prowl around public places, as spotted earlier today in the children's section of a bookstore

[everythingfox]

“When the approach is imminent, the tail goes up”

(via)

[riverside--wren]

A cat putting its tail straight up like this is a friendly greeting. This is the equivalent of the cat waving excitedly at you as soon as it gets close.

[dersprite-mspfa]

Rating: NOT CUTE

This cat is using their tail to make a gang sign, signaling that they are a member of the Fresno Bulldogs; a drug cartel in central California. This particular cat is responsible for 25 reported murders and trafficking $250,000,000 of illegal drugs

[inthetags]

rb and put in tags how many ppl your tumblr icon has killed

[krfcofficial]

What is the KRFC?

The KRFC, also known as the Kill Rocket Fan Club, is an organization dedicated to bringing the notorious Rocket Graystone to justice, in any way possible.

The KRFC was founded in October 2019 in response to Rocket's first verified appearance, turning against his loving owners, the Graystones, and leading a series of increasingly bold crimes through the matriarch of the Graystone clan, threatening her children and personal information if she did not comply with his demands.

Since then, the KRFC and our allies have worked tirelessly to track down Rocket and make him account for his crimes, losing several dedicated members, such as our President, Ouisa Morales, in the process. Ouisa's loss and those of Rocket's other victims have only served to reassure the KRFC of our mission as we get closer to finding and defeating Rocket once and for all.

This blog contains resources for learning more about Rocket and the KRFC's role in the ongoing cathunt, as well as the efforts of our allies and adversaries. A great place to start would be listening to our audio play, The Story of Ouisa Morales, which showcases how we came to be, and is dedicated to our former leader, may she rest in peace.

[your-garden-variety-fangirl]

Today while exploring Kennebunkport w/my best friend we stumbled upon this used book shop consisting of solely murder + horror + true crime novels. The owner is a woman in (I’m guessing) her early 60s. It’s located in the carriage house in her backyard and it’s sorted by type of horror and by country of origin. She explained to me that Scandinavian horror novels tend to be full of lots of gore + blood, while Russian authors focus more on mystery and classic horror themes. As you can see she even has, yes that’s right, a “Cat Crimes” section. Guys, I think I stepped into a time loop and met myself 30 years in the future. It was excellent, she was sweet and thankful. Highly recommend if you’re a horror buff and/or visiting Maine. Slightly creepy + cute + I am in love and surprised I only left with one book. 🥀

[krfcofficial]

What's So Bad About Rocket?

From what you heard, Rocket is just an innocent little cat. A fictional cat, even. In fact, you may have not heard about Rocket at all!

This is what he thrives on. Rocket is a notorious criminal, one who uses his appearance and “cute” demeanor to manipulate people into doing what he wants.

The facts are that Rocket has hurt a lot of people, a lot of children. He has an extensive list of crimes, and dozens of witnesses. But still he gets away.

Why, you may ask? Because there’s simply no way a cat could do any of that. Cats are sweet and cuddly! I promise, the criminal known as Rocket Graystone is neither. 

If you go near him, Rocket will attack you. Ask his former owner Emma. If you trust him, he’ll use you. Ask Emma’s mother.  And if you dare, for a second, get in his way, well then, you might just end up dead.

We at the KRFC know the risks, we've seen them firsthand, but we also know the truth. Ask yourself, which do you care about more: Justice, or giving the fuzzy wittle kitty a scratch on the back?

[krfcofficial]

Only 1 cat could break the game and then get imposter 3 times in a row

[nachosforfree]

hello! you can answer this whenever you want to, but do you believe that cats are ever truly malicious? they r very fluffy, so i'm pretty sure they just want love.

sometimes they can be evil but only in a queer-coded villain kind of way

[krfcofficial]

Important Announcement!

“Where did the KRFC come from?”

We’ve been asked that question since founding, and never really answered it. We figured it wasn’t important, because focusing on the past can distract from the future. But with new details that have come to light, we’ve found thay this story can no longer be forgotten by history.

This Halloween, the Kill Rocket Fan Club presents The Story of Ouisa Morales!

Written by Vice President Hafsah, this audio show features a great many of our members as well as figures from our organization’s past that should be remembered.

Come hear for yourself where we came from and who we are on Saturday evening!

Cast:

Ouisa- @lasaraleen

Ember- K (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Snatalie, Hafsah- @storytravelled

Chester, Tom- @vacuum-fluorescent-display​

Emma- A (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Finn- Y (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Swishy- @broke-on-books

Stage directions- @i-am-the-market

Cover art by: @buddies-bros-homies-amigos

Edited by: @storytravelled

[krfcofficial]

Here’s the link! Thank you for watching and make sure to let us know what you think of it- all feedback is appreciated!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TRzWPmU8LAS6oXlIstdmdU67OtUtjR6M/view?usp=sharing

[krfcofficial]

Important Announcement!

“Where did the KRFC come from?”

We’ve been asked that question since founding, and never really answered it. We figured it wasn’t important, because focusing on the past can distract from the future. But with new details that have come to light, we’ve found thay this story can no longer be forgotten by history.

This Halloween, the Kill Rocket Fan Club presents The Story of Ouisa Morales!

Written by Vice President Hafsah, this audio show features a great many of our members as well as figures from our organization’s past that should be remembered.

Come hear for yourself where we came from and who we are on Saturday evening!

Cast:

Ouisa- @lasaraleen

Ember- K (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Snatalie, Hafsah- @storytravelled

Chester, Tom- @vacuum-fluorescent-display​

Emma- A (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Finn- Y (does not have a Tumblr and prefers to stay anonymous)

Swishy- @broke-on-books

Stage directions- @i-am-the-market

Cover art by: @buddies-bros-homies-amigos

Edited by: @storytravelled

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

cats are small so they can run very fast and thus commit more crimes per second than the average human

[krfcofficial]

Something’s coming...

[krfcofficial]

How Do I Know If a Cat is Rocket?

Rocket presents himself in many ways, and is essentially a master of disguise. He uses this to infiltrate the homes of various families without drawing suspicion, trying to keep the KRFC and other organizations like it off his tracks.

Rocket has been utilizing disguises for as long as the KRFC has been aware of him, as seen in the picture below. This is one of few confirmed photographs of Rocket, and the only one from his time with the Graystone family.

While staying with the Graystones, Rocket is seen with gray coloring, which we assume was from rolling in ash, likely a result of an arson.

At this time the KRFC believes Rocket's natural coloring to be a shade of orange, as we have witnessed in our close encounters with him, most notably his attempt on our Vice President's life. She describes his appearance at the event as “bright orange, with slightly messy fur and a stare that could destroy worlds if a single glance could kill”, even managing to take a photograph of Rocket fleeing the scene, as seen below.

While Orange and Gray may be the most common depictions of Rocket, he possesses the ability to change very quickly, usually by finding some sort of concealing substance (think 101 Dalmatians). This leaves him with many methods of disguise, in a wide range of colors. Luckily, we believe that Rocket does have some restrictions, as this makes him unable to don complicated patterns, at least without a human or equally adept accomplice.

So, dearest KRFC members and other justice-seeking citizens, be vigilant, question what you see, and keep your eyes open, for the fog of deciet may only be lifted by rational thought and action.

[yourfavwillpay]

Rocket Greystone WILL pay!

[krfcofficial]

who keeps letting out this damn cat

Rocket is a devious mastermind, with countless resources and associates, not to mention sympathizers, all across the globe. He is hard to find and even harder to catch, with our previous attempts falling short because of this.

Simply put, he's a sneaky little bitch.