Find Me At The Devil's Sacrament

• 31 • Damian • on tumblr since 2011 •

[borderlinedennis]

Dr. Gurathin [FL!P - For A Minute]

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[servicebunny]

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

[doublism]

i don't really think it's like that at all

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[guiltfactory]

you're my brother and to some extent my wife

[llendemain]

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[loo-nuh-tik]

Never learning, never growing, never accepting responsibility. Always smashing shit up and expecting others to pick up the pieces.

Half Man | 1.04

[pomegranateteeth]

The e in email stands for evil mail

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[puppygirldick]

With a glory hole you're having a threesome with the house

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

I keep hearing nearby footsteps but theyre not of humanoid gait so i pay them no mind cus all beasts are friendly towards me due to rapport ive built with various animal clans

[shigraki]

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously