they call me "kristof"

I'm Kristof I'm in my 20s and i play video games he/him

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[dogpuppy]

[kaeynine]

[clunsebungis]

[backsack]

here comes the airplane

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.

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[guilhernunes]

puppy finding comfort in distorted memory of himself

[addv10lence]

[crimewave420]

wait

[fresh2definitely]

[toskarin]

I ran up to a goblin wizard bracing to inevitably take a single hit of fire arrow or something and the little fucker immediately pulled out porn and started reading

[supimsal]

[infertilityidol]

[rozieramati]

Michael Jackson sending a question to Björks website in 2003

[handweavers]

white people need to be banned from southeast asia unless a local can vouch that they're normal like im sick of the holistic wellness island retreat authenticity new age mystic third eye opening faux kundalini tantric interpretive dance island gentrification sex tourism self discovery shit they're always doing posting videos in elephant print sarongs writhing to shitty edm in the jungle somewhere in thailand ive had enough

[segamascott]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[quantum-wordsmith]

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[gammadoppler]

[gammadoppler]