BORN ANNOYING [1999] @eraserheadbabydriver - Tumblr Blog

u trynna impress somebody and IT SHOWS

YOU'RE LAUGHING AND THEY ARE SELLING DOCTOR WHO TO ONE DIRECTION.

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

taking salvia and becoming a discord music bot for 15 years

Can I shoot you in the chest?

Just look at how happy they are to see each other.

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

a friend will slap you in the face. a BEST freind will shoot you on your god damn head and kill yyou

reblog if you love your best friend

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

no

Call this guy the Mark Denier

no

Call this guy the Mark Replier

Yeah they're kind of like the three stooges but if one of them died and the other two developed a psychosexual obsession with each other.

I get on my desktop computer just to go on reddit so i can look at r/hotdogs and then i logoff and shut down the entire pc and go do something else

this is how it feels to shoot metal balls at orange and blue and sometimes green and sometimes pink balls

BORN ANNOYING [1999]