BORN ANNOYING [1999]

gecko | he/him | about | linkz | eraserhead or how I learned to stop worrying and love the baby

[eraserheadbabydriver]

[comment-tube]

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[ripempezardexerox]

u trynna impress somebody and IT SHOWS

[katestewartt]

YOU'RE LAUGHING AND THEY ARE SELLING DOCTOR WHO TO ONE DIRECTION.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[noknowshame]

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

[freebasegod]

taking salvia and becoming a discord music bot for 15 years

[fuckedelf]

Can I shoot you in the chest?

[mjfass]

Just look at how happy they are to see each other.

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

a friend will slap you in the face. a BEST freind will shoot you on your god damn head and kill yyou

reblog if you love your best friend

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[addv10lence]

Yeah they're kind of like the three stooges but if one of them died and the other two developed a psychosexual obsession with each other.

[eraserheadbabydriver]

I get on my desktop computer just to go on reddit so i can look at r/hotdogs and then i logoff and shut down the entire pc and go do something else