BORN ANNOYING [1999]

gecko | he/him | about | linkz | eraserhead or how I learned to stop worrying and love the baby

[eraserheadbabydriver]

[yrkhn]

i am so jealous of herrrrr ohhhhh

[bathroomcube]

"Sayid. i need you to answer me. Did you eat the gleefulberry?"

[chelsamander]

[spidergirl-fibula]

thin veil today isnt it

[pjackk]

Ants on a raft for dinner

[screenshotsofdespair]

[localcryptic]

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

[megatron]

You stole damn daniel blood

[comment-tube]

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[ripempezardexerox]

u trynna impress somebody and IT SHOWS

[katestewartt]

YOU'RE LAUGHING AND THEY ARE SELLING DOCTOR WHO TO ONE DIRECTION.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[noknowshame]

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

[freebasegod]

taking salvia and becoming a discord music bot for 15 years

[fuckedelf]

Can I shoot you in the chest?