BORN ANNOYING [1999]

gecko | he/him | about | linkz | eraserhead or how I learned to stop worrying and love the baby

[eraserheadbabydriver]

[freebasegod]

taking salvia and becoming a discord music bot for 15 years

[fuckedelf]

Can I shoot you in the chest?

[mjfass]

Just look at how happy they are to see each other.

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[3000s]

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

a friend will slap you in the face. a BEST freind will shoot you on your god damn head and kill yyou

reblog if you love your best friend

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[addv10lence]

Yeah they're kind of like the three stooges but if one of them died and the other two developed a psychosexual obsession with each other.

[eraserheadbabydriver]

I get on my desktop computer just to go on reddit so i can look at r/hotdogs and then i logoff and shut down the entire pc and go do something else

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

this is how it feels to shoot metal balls at orange and blue and sometimes green and sometimes pink balls

[galehive]

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[pseudomantis]

[sapphling]

it's good when a vocalist gets really nasty and weird. if you're on the mic i want it to sound like something is happening to your meat and you're scared about it

[eraserheadbabydriver]

Which game looks better?

Resident evil 5

Resident evil 6

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