BORN ANNOYING [1999]

gecko | he/him | about | linkz | eraserhead or how I learned to stop worrying and love the baby

[eraserheadbabydriver]

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[calicotisane]

*Emails you my spore*

[machobusta]

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[mengyaos-eyeshadow]

serenely smiling chronic pain jgy was not cutting it so i made a full spectrum. feel free to use any of these

[sloppjockey]

waste aura. gouache painting on paper

[sweatermuppet]

force masc king of the hill

[kingofthehilltoday]

[ID: bill dauterive, hank hill, dale gribble, and boomhauer sitting on kahn's old couch in the alley way while drinking beer. there is text at the top that reads, "you dont want to be a pretty girl," and text at the bottom that reads, "you want to drink a cold one in the alley." /end ID]

[gnosissy]

on my way to work. graffiti reads THANK GOD FOR EYELIDS

[achillesinhighheels]

[flipchild]

[charl0ttan]

whats crazy is how it actually is peanut butter jelly time

[bish0ps]

day two sober im moving objects with my mind

[mjfass]

[sourdoughstarter]

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

[dykecinema]