What is the Capital of Assyria?

＝＝＝＝＝＞My name's Kristelle yo. Chill Asian who likes her tea hot. I draw things sometimes. In a serious relationship with books. Vidya Games. よろしくお願いします。

[historical-nonfiction]

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

— Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977), an American comedian, actor, and writer.

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[c3rvida3]

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

[sailorbryant]

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on. 

[sapphicreminders]

you can be sapphic and religious. you don’t have to sacrifice one identity to claim the other.

[solieraa-deactivated20181206]

I got these pins with the intentions of getting the Choi twins and so I’ve been finding people who really wants rest the pins, having the whole set is cool and all, but in the end i just want my favorite characters. Since I reached 4k followers a while ago I thought it’d be cool to do a giveaway. 

 Rules! 

You don’t have to follow me. (For starters I know people will follow to think they have a better chance.) 

You can like the post but reblogs (or replies) will give you a better chance. I like reading tags, so come up with a favorite quote in the game and I’ll pick the one I like. 

Giveaway starts today, February 10 and will end on February 28. 

Once the winner has been announced, I’ll message the winner privately. Please know you have to be ok with giving me your address. I will also mail them internationally. 

Have fun & good luck!

[solieraa-deactivated20181206]

I got these pins with the intentions of getting the Choi twins and so I’ve been finding people who really wants rest the pins, having the whole set is cool and all, but in the end i just want my favorite characters. Since I reached 4k followers a while ago I thought it’d be cool to do a giveaway. 

 Rules! 

You don’t have to follow me. (For starters I know people will follow to think they have a better chance.) 

You can like the post but reblogs (or replies) will give you a better chance. I like reading tags, so come up with a favorite quote in the game and I’ll pick the one I like. 

Giveaway starts today, February 10 and will end on February 28. 

Once the winner has been announced, I’ll message the winner privately. Please know you have to be ok with giving me your address. I will also mail them internationally. 

Have fun & good luck!

[fb9062]

amazon bring me….my child

[fb9062]

SON???????????

[fb9062]

He’s ok just wrinkly

[yeahponcho]

please excuse my grandpa in the background but here’s poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms

[mineapple]

i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video

[babyanimalgifs]

Find someone who supports you like this cat supports his owner’s music

via @sarperduman

[obsessedwithromancetropes]

The cat is sooo soothed by his music its so freaking cute!!! And damn is this man talented

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[artisticlog-deactivated20231213]

Starfish walking on land 😱🌠

[setheverman]

stranger things season 3 looking wild

[dogposts]

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.

[softplum-deactivated20210407]

@ ppl who r pretty ,,, whats that like

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[mayuzane]

when u try to draw a mouth without reference

[thesteakshack-deactivated201711]

i wanted to animate sonic but gengar was easier

[uffys-deactivated20241210]

I can’t stop thinking about this now

[faggottt]

The only exercise ive done this month is run out of money