! K R I S ! @krisxdreemurr - Tumblr Blog

Introduction

hello! I'm Kris!

here's everything that I will ever probably post art of

(aka all my interests)

plus all my socials!

SOCIALS:

Twitter

Youtube

Twitch

AO3

INTERESTS/FANDOMS:

BBC Merlin

Arthurian Legend

Greek Mythology

Historical Fiction

IWTV

KCD2

The Witcher

Medieval things

Legend of Zelda

Undertale/Deltarune

ASOIAF

Religion/Theology

I just got into BBC Robin Hood it's so peak I love this guy so here's some art

#my art #bbc robin hood #robyn hode #robin hood #medieval

khmelisuneliart

all that remains

some GOT sketches because I miss those earlier seasons 🥹🥹

#game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #jon snow #cersei lannister #house stark #house lannister #GOT #george rr martin #my art

homunculus-argument

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

thekijs

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

weaselle

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

I NEED this french devil dead 🥹

#he's my favorite #the vampire lestat #lestat de lioncourt #interview with the vampire #iwtv #lestat iwtv #lestat de lyingcunt #my art

krisxdreemurr

hehe dandelion 🏵️

krisxdreemurr

two months since last post...yikes

#def gonna post more random stuff from different fandoms

hehe dandelion 🏵️

#witcher 3 #witcher fanart #jaskier #dandelion the bard #my art #geralt of rivia

grimalkhiindi

I hate you shipping discourse I hate you unnecessarily aggressive DNI banners I hate you dehumanization of those you disagree with I hate you harassment over ships or favorite characters I hate you purposeful lack of nuance I hate you false equivalencies I hate you policing how people engage in fandom I hate you actively trying to make fandom spaces hostile I hate you refusal to filter your feed I hate you making it everyone else’s problem