I think dogs should vote

krit // 20 // she/they/he // bi // farmer dad

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[bisexualwario]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[kaijuno]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lemonh0ney-deactivated20220827]

i think lesbians should be able to teleport

[rslashrats]

opinion on people who just eat cereal dry with their hands like its popcorn. not asking for any reason

[starei]

you deserve all the love and the good things that are coming your way

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

they really just liked to traumatize us with children’s cartoons in the 90s and early 00s huh

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

back then, it wasn’t so much “how many sex jokes can we get away with” as it was “how many unspeakable horrors can we fit into our cartoon before the parents start to complain”

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

yes this is about courage the cowardly dog

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

brothers in arms

[oe6]

[foreverpuppy-deactivated2017120]

YO mr white im lookin for some fresh milk out the tap. yknow. breastfeed me, bitch

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

ive blocked this post three times why wont it disappear

[quercus-queer]

Miss Susan of Texas really never misses huh

[manawhaat]

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

[une-femme-de-lettres]

In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the “meatballs menu” could exist too, and it does…

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

thats it, im not posting the rest of the day, this is the best fucking thing ive learned in the past 3 weeks

[144p-goldfish]

this is what we needed to learn in distance learning

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[aangmarble]

This guy doesn’t pull any punches

[complicatedmerary]

[lachenn]

Reblogging this version instead cause ppl think this is about trashing LOK.

And it ain’t. LOK was good despite all the bullshit nickelodeon kept pulling on the creators.

[barryjaybluejeans]

I am but a monster in a factory, and God is the McElroy wheezing fondly as he watches my horrible body clip through a wall.

[tenya]

funniest shit ever is bath and body works having beef with build a bear workshop since they both have the same initials (babw), which causes shipments to occasionally be delivered to the wrong store

[tenya]

*bath and body works employee voice* well this sure as shit ain’t soap

[spooky-catboy-angel]

*build a bear workshop employee voice* this is fucking soap

[browningtons]