You ever wonder why we're here?

Hey, it's Emily. 26. You deserve nice things and that's why you should stop what you're doing and go play Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. About.

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[bumblebeebats]

Made the mistake of buying a bag of spinach as a person who lives alone so now every single meal I eat for the next 2 weeks is gonna about this damn spinach. We are on 24/7 spinach lockdown. Last time this happened, I made 3 salads and a spinach curry and spinach pasta and STILL half the bag turned to green rot in the fridge. My conception of "what meals require spinach" is rapidly expanding into "what meals COULD conceivably include spinach." I am considering recipes never before seen outside the realms of vegan mommy blogs. By day 10 I anticipate I will probably just do a Land Before Time and take the rest of that shit raw

[appletvgifs]

You'll make a great studio head. You know why? 'Cause you had the best teacher. I still do.

Seth Rogen and Catherine O'Hara as Matt Remick and Patty Leigh in The Studio (2025-present) created by Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Peter Huyck, Alex Gregory and Frida Perez

[triflingshadows]

onekaza redraw since i'm replaying deadfire!

[demonprincex]

social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good

[knockaa]

My favorite Larian bone man💀

[energyprison]

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

[quietsubway]

i dream of a presence, with essence, and absence of doubt

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[usermovies]

They were right there, they were over there in the corner! The One Wish Willows! What’s a “One Wish Willow”? No… no…

OBSESSION (2026) dir. Curry Barker

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[vekharious]

im back comm 💙

[brackishwaterr]

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

[comical-specimen]

Watched the guy who didn't like musicals in London a few weeks ago. It was fucking transcendent. Have been very normal about it since

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[aeagleart]

Portrait study of Dr Mohan (first thing i’ve painted in months ahh)

[kosmogrl]

*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice