What I stand for and what keeps me going

This is my personal blog. Really it's a trash heap. And I am not sorry. (I am severely sorry.) Sideblog: knktookovermylife IG: krizzypalaad SC: krizzypalaad

[guerrillatech]

[allthebooksandcrannies]

you know what this is by now

owns multiple teapots

has been to a Ren Faire three times

personally owns something that belonged to your great-grandmother

both first and middle name are from family members

was born with at least one extra bone

has fainted at school more than once

has (legally) held a man-made artifact that was more than 5000 years old

has written and published a fanfic of a fanfic

more than one of these (put it in tags)

none of these

Voting ended onApr 18, 2023

[ranidspace]

the greatest logo redesign of all time is the mozilla logo

look at that. the old logo was meh they changed it instead you finally get a SERIF FONT. and it says moz://a. you can type that into ur address bar and it sends you to their website. thats cool as hell. a logo that doesnt look like a URL but it is. how the hell do you even do that

[exitwound]

[g1asseyes]

Second half is even better

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

KING. SHIT.

[echeveriia]

i’m starting a collection

[echeveriia]

the collection grows!!!!!

[echeveriia]

[somecutething]

[paintcoveredpup-deactivated2020]

[red-king4]

[tothechaos]

acts of service bitches when someone doesn't Need Something from them but wants them around anyways and they have to think about the fact that they could possibly be wanted for who they Are rather than what they can Do

[thebibliosphere]

Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

[kittychan-sings-enka]

presented without commentary or apology

[tariqah]

Why OP

[adulthoodisokay]

slam that fucking unmute button

[kajedheat]

Oh? what a promising thumbnail.

That’s quite a costume. I love this woman’s hair, and her energy…

WAITAMINUTE

[voluptuarian]

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

[sleepless-cavia]

[phoneticmeow]

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[lilyminer]

Reblog if you agree

[bunjywunjy]

do you know any fish with weird names

[bunjywunjy]

*WHEEZE*

[dilfhamlet]

[dilfhamlet]

the literal only funny tags on this entire post

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yuri-club]

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

[joematar]

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life