Abysmal Awkwardness

Knight of Doom { wear } She/Her pronouns. My name’s Kaylee! I don’t really use tumblr much anymore, but I check it every now and again.

[innumerable-voices]

I just adore girls who show off immaturity

Pig tails, bracers, sticking their tongue out to concentrate, pointing their feet in, babbling at me for hours about all their favourite things

*dreamy sigh*

[innumerable-voices]

Most normalist milf ever: do you ahhh, do you maybe need help tying your shoe laces? >.<

[innumerable-voices]

Obviously I'd never want to sexualise or infantalise anyone's physical or intellectual disabilities,,, unless you're into it in which case awww your lil handsies don't work like they should? You get so so sleepy all the time? You stumble over your words and repeat yourself? You can't think good like you used to and it makes you so so grumpy and frustrated? It's okay little thing mama is here I'll brush your teeth and wash your hair and tie your shoe laces and listen to you talk endlessly and make you feel so good in that special way only mamas can, just trust me and it'll all be ok

[innumerable-voices]

You deserve people in your life who will love everything about you including your disabilities not in spite of them

[dreg-heap]

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

[dreg-heap]

She looks way more aware of the scarab than I thought she could be tbqh

[treecitysessions]

Scream this is iconic….

[happidapp]

i really love how you can tell how much happier she is

[kayla-denker]

I was literally thinking as I was watching this that even this goofy ass video is proof that this meme has been the most accurate thing created in the last 100 years.

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

[rhube]

A wild ride:

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[reverbraven]

[talvin-muircastle]

Errant bus driver takes passengers for unwanted ride to Vienna Metro station | FFXnow

A routine bus trip from New York City to D.C. took a harrowing turn for passengers last night (Monday) when the driver reportedly decided to

[familiaralien]

I feel like adding a little addition here because the OP got the funniest possible e-mail after this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[krongrah]

Arguing with other trans femmes about the egg prime directive has only negatively polarized me further on it. I wouldn't have came out when I did without tremendous support from my support network half a decade ago and I lament the time lost, making my hairline recede more and more making it harder for me to ever pass.

I don't care if I make a few cis people feel uncomfortable for saying eggy shit if I can save another handful of trans folks from that pain. And no, I truly don't care if Nazis are going to call me a groomer, something they would do anyway regardless of anything remotely looking like evidence.

Yes, the US is not a safe place for trans people and I'm not going to shove HRT down anyone's throat or force them out of the closet, but I will tell them that it's okay to be a gender that isn't congruent with their AGAB and have a dialogue about it, and frankly, fuck you if you try to get in the way of that.

[etc-source4]

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

[spiribia]

The fact that GLaDOS drops Chell off in a post apocalyptic world but we never get to see canon rugged post apocalyptic survivor Chell has harrowed me for 7 years. That is like the one reason I wanted a Portal 3. I NEED to see her timeskipped with 20% more stress induced gray hairs, and a rifle, and tattered jacket, and bandaged hands, and chilling and cooking a rotisserie headcrab over a fire in her impromptu camp with like her long stretch of chain reaction physics based traps surrounding it, and she is using the companion cube as a bench. I know she has the will to carve it out, out there

[spiribia]

and glados has to shuffle her sad gay ass over in the form of a tiny mobile messenger bot because she needs help because the combine or something are breaching aperture and surely even chell will see that it would be a disaster if they got their hands on aperture technology. but in trying to reach her she accidentally triggers a trap and gets bounced around wildly to each of the other traps in succession as is the design and chell just watches the whole thing without helping even though she knows who it is. This is the beginning of portal 3 btw so i hope you imagined that in first person POV

[onwardmotley]

the first pitch for portal 3 that has me on board normally I'm like nah bruh the narrative arc has reached a satisfying conclusion we're done here but the idea of Glados building herself a skittery little mobile body and running after Chell to ask for help delights and intrigues me 'there are rude violent disgusting humans destroying my test chambers' 'so I immediately thought of you. the rudest most violent maniac I've ever known' and technically this is all your fault seeing as YOU disabled my deadly neurotoxin and left me alone and defenceless to the whims of a cruel uncaring world are you going to take responsibility for your actions or are you gping to let these ruffians escape with the power to detonate the planet oh did I not mention the aperture science planetary detonation device?

[morkaischosen]

#30% of the way into the game she goes #okay so i lied #there is no explosion device #why would i even have such a thing #if i destroyed the world there would be no more science #so naturally that was disabled years ago #then 75% of the way through the game #she goes #well i wasnt lying there is no planet destroying device #but there is a UNIVERSE destroying device #technically it was for studying dark matter which IS science #just so you know #we weren’t going around willy nilly creating things just to see how much space time matter we could destroy #that would be ridiculous #absurd #in any case the next room is guarded by spacetime destroying ambulatory guns #ambulatory in that they can wall #walk #and also that if they catch you you will need an ambulance #not that those exist anymore in the apcalypse #good luck

(via @xekstrin)

[demilypyro]

Kojima really was on some 5000 iq shit for Snake Eater and Peace Walker specifically cause he got done making the best character of all time (hot milf soldier lady with abs and scars who is canonically the best soldier evar and also the first human in space and nobody understands her)

And then he made Peace Walker and thought "I should give her a weird mean lesbian scientist girlfriend with a pixie cut who wears formal wear every day of her life and since soldier lady dies in snake eater it's doomed yuri where after soldier lady dies the scientist girlfriend is obsessed with her for the rest of her life"

AND HE WAS RIGHT!!!!!!

[krongrah]

In my goal to play the canon Metal Gear games I ended up getting really invested in Peace Walker. If there's anyone interested, I would love to get a group of trans folks to play co-op

[feralratbitesu]

there wasnt enough stabs in that gif so i increaeed the number of stabs in the gif

[girlballs-archive]

i hope everything gets easier for trans women

[whiskeyterrafoxtrot]

*trans people other than women exist, despite what the social club tells you

[girlballs-archive]

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who’s on second

[official-lucifers-child]

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

[wolfwarrior142]

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

[uncle-mojave]

Gotta love H20Delerious

[foxgirlmindcrank]

It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.

[foxgirlmindcrank]

I write a lot of porn

[foxgirlmindcrank]

buddy this isn't going to go the way you think

[frostops]

"why is there shinigami eyes for transmisogyny but no extension for other bigotries" is kind of like "why is every diy hrt network focused on trans women and not trans men" (though all of those networks have t anyway) in that the answer is that trans women made them. if you ever think there is something only for trans women consider for second that it only exists because trans women made for ourselves because no one else would do that for us, and then actually check if it doesnt exist for anyone else because it usually does.

[rasairui]

Idk I just have no patience for trans men/masculine people who refuse to acknowledge transmisogyny. Like. The worst experience I ever had with transphobia was when I was mistaken for a trans women. In a culinary program, I was cutting bell peppers, and one of the other students, a really big dude in a student leadership position, walks in and accusatory goes "so are you trying to be a woman, or something?" And I'm like. Well I'm trying to small dice these peppers. And I tell him I'm not a she and he says something to the effect of "Yeah I know that much." He makes some comment abt how whatever I'm doing doesn't make sense and he doesn't get it and when I tell him he doesn't have to, that he just has to respect it, he says "I don't have to do shit!" And gets real mad! Like actual threats mad! Tells me he could bash my skull in and to meet him outside for a fight and yeah it was fucking scary! The entire interaction I'm reminding myself that I'm the one currently holding a knife, if he tries anything.

Fast forward a few days later and my period is kicking my ass. Just absolutely destroying me. I'm in the dish pit, and I am visibly struggling, I'm nauseous, I'm in pain and bracing myself against walls. I'm not walking straight. And the same student leadership guy who was so aggressive with me when he thought I was transfem?

He tells me I look like I'm going to pass out. He says it's obvious I'm in pain, I shouldn't be in class, I can go sit down and if nobody can replace me he'll do the dishes himself.

Like. Do you get it yet. It's not just that he felt comfortable openly threatening me in a room full of other people when he thought I was a trans woman. It's that he did a complete 180 and was not only willing to support me, but actually pick up my slack once he knew I wasn't "that kind" of transgender. As soon as one of our classmates confirmed to him that I wasn't the wrong type of trans person I suddenly became someone who actually deserved care and compassion in his eyes. The "bigots think we're all the same and hate all of is equally" rhetoric isn't fucking true. It's just peddled to deny the privilege we have over other members of our community so it's easier to ignore how inhospitable supposedly trans-centric spaces are for TMA people.