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M.M. 💚

[notonyourbarricade]

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[porterr-robinson]

[becausebirds]

[stubbornseedling]

Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

Thank you patient bird.

[pollytipsy]

[redmachasacorns-deactivated2018]

Not a single lie in sight……

[mydadisindianajones]

This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown]

[onnastik]

And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.

[vzmp3-deactivated20210522]

tbh i think a lot of straight people being ‘clueless’ are just them adamantly denying gay people exist

[vzmp3-deactivated20210522]

i’ll never forget that woman who went to buy a bed with her wife and the saleswoman would not accept they were lesbians even when they said ‘we’re married’ the saleswoman had a pained look on her face and asked ‘friend-married?’ they’re not clueless or stupid they’re just monsters

[lesbianshepard]

in theory its super bad when straight dudes go “hey ur a lesbian? we both like girls we’re the same!” but in reality this has happened twice and most recently was today when a guy i was training in the frame shop went “oh you’re gay?” “yea” “that’s cool. it’s cool that you told me. we both like girls and star wars so it’s nice that we have a shift together :)” like god damn it brett you’re so respectful and thoughtful with your goddamned words

[lesbianshepard]

the posts that are like “straight men can never love a woman like a lesbian” are cool jokes and stuff but u gotta really appreciate dudes who have no idea what its like to be gay but try their best to try and relate. “we both like hot ladies” you know what, ryan? that’s close enough. i appreciate that.

[enigma-boi]

[chickenfarmersan]

[kannabi-co]

Rolling stoned 

[weed-and-poetry]

[bigawkwardmess]

[bigawkwardmess]

this was submitted to me unprompted i’m pretty sure i really don’t know whats happening, but this meme is correct.

[marcys-mareep]

does this mean finn’s backpack is red to him, and BMO is red too? Is the treehouse red to him??

[bigbossqueenpoison-archived-dea]

Fin is Red Green color blind, most people who are red green color blind are white males. 

(via)

[cosmic-philanthropy]

I was wondering why all the comparison pictures were the same, then I remembered I’m colourblind…

[minionresearch]

[sarcasticfina]

why'd you spell though 'tho'? just add the last three letters!!

ugh

[dmny25]

[andyoucallmeupagain]

Me: Gets a passport to see a taylor swift concert

[davidalleynes]

don’t date someone who looks at a kid crying and rolls their eyes. more than likely they’ll do the same when you’re crying.

[davidalleynes]

don’t spend time with anyone who thinks children shouldn’t be in public. kids live in the same world we do, they have a right to go see (age appropriate) movies the same as any adult.

[davidalleynes]

don’t be that asshole who insists children are terrible when you’re terrible to them, too. kids have a right to not like people who treat them poorly. they don’t have to be polite to you because you’re an adult.

[davidalleynes]

don’t be the dick who thinks of children as a hive mind or as having the same personality. kids are people… they’re just as varied in their personalities and opinions as any adult.

[davidalleynes]

if you don’t want to be a parent, that’s fine. parenting is the heaviest responsibility in our society yet it’s treated as a societal expectation. but just because you’re certain you don’t want to raise kids, doesn’t mean you get to treat every child, who are people deserving of respect, like they’re less than human in any shape or form.

children are people and they deserve respect. my god, i can’t believe that i have to say it, but some of y'all apparently don’t know.