😷 not a girl ✅ art 💥 blogging from Bermuda Trian

honey bribery

[krusebruce]

[moriarty-sisters]

JL trying to fix a stuck button on the accordion (the E diminished chord button)

[moriarty-sisters]

From here

[myfairynuffstuff]

Erika Toliusis (b.1969) - Pacific Angel. 2022. Oil with palette knife on canvas.

[sunshinetheinspiration]

@teaboot

[teaboot]

Painted with a FUCKING PALETTE KNIFE?

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

does anyone wanna play nipple chess

[frankiedotbiz]

how are the rules different from regular chess

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i don’t know

[retrocgads]

Columbia House CD-ROM Direct

USA 1995

[angel-derangement]

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[oldshowbiz]

In the Hockey Night in Canada mobile control room with director Ron Harrison, John Spaulding and Audrey Phillips

[pawberri]

People who watched videos of people being murdered and tortured when they were in middle school are always acting like their experience is shared across their entire generation. They're like "everyone used to watch liveleak in the 2010s." Huh. Just saw "2020s teens when they hear [name of some torture video]." Various bad things happened to you and it is not universal

[railroadreverie]

jokes about funkytown & the like are the edgelord equivalent of "well switching to linux and modding your 3ds are very simple;"

[lazerpie101-deactivated20251211]

switching to linux is actually pretty simple, though.

[railroadreverie]

first of all. be mindful of the context and dont be rude. secondly. you're a kid replying to two 18+ blogs how did you get here. please go cartoons

[lazerpie101-deactivated20251211]

dude I'm 19

and what do you mean being rude?

[railroadreverie]

yeah my bad i get the lesser and greater than symbols mixed up i think it's less than ideal to respond to someone complaining about people who constantly talk down to people with the same trite line of "well if you just do My Thing it would be better" im sorry but most people do not have any good reason to switch off windows

[lazerpie101-deactivated20251211]

...but I didn't say any of that. I just said it was pretty simple.

[leafipc]

it is pretty simple,,,,

[pawberri]

Sorry you guys had to have this debate. Sadly as we all know 3ds hacking is the liveleak murder video of programming

[trainsgenderfoxgirl2816]

Wii and Wii U hacking is much easier than 3DS hacking

[union-girl]

None of this is hard

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I watched LiveLeak and turned out fine

[celestialsqyd]

can someone hack my switch?

[pawberri]

Who are you people

[pawberri]

People on this post are always arguing about it its easy to mod a 3ds (it is) and no one ever seems to linger on the absurdity of comparing saying its normall to watch people die to being a guy who uses Linux

[flareonfloof]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I used to smoke weed but don't right now

[etchif]

I don't like it when people say "if you say you can't cook what you really can't do is read instructions" because that really does not apply to something like cooking where most recipes are filled with instructions like "add a pinch" "boil until done" "cook at medium heat", which are things that require experience to understand correctly

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[sjorsdottir]

Ooooh, we have a bunch of really fancy pedestrian traffic lights in Germany! I need to share:

Starting off with the difference between formerly Eastern German traffic lights (upper images) and formerly Western German traffic lights (lower images):

The city of Erfurt had some additions, like an umbrella or a heart:

Same sex love in Marburg (upper image) and Frankfurt (lower image):

Traffic light lady in Bremen:

Karl Marx light in Trier:

Face of Friedrich Engels in Wuppertal:

Elvis in Friedberg (Hessen):

A sparrow (for the Golden Sparrow film awards) in Gera:

Winemaker in Bad Dürkenheim:

Mainzelmännchen (mascot of the public broadcasting service ZDF) in Mainz:

Otto Waalkes (German Comedian) in Emden:

Town musicians of Bremen in Bremen:

A miner in Pirmasens, Rheinland-Pfalz:

Bishop in Fulda:

Source: Saarbrücker Zeitung

Enjoy!

[joleneghoul]

Mood

[rinwesu]

🌅🪩

[bread-cat-luna]

[ID from alt: A digital drawing of an entryway to an apartment: showing coat hooks, a door, a light switch and a side table. On the coat hooks hang Harry Du Bois and Kim Kitsuragi's jackets: green and orange, respectively. Text to the right reads, "I like the green. Goes with the orange," with a little heart next to it. The room is in partial darkness, lit from the side as if from another room. /End ID.]

idk guys i think i'm going crazy if i'm honest

[trislosherfan25]

Art about friendship and closeness

[karpushanv]

Well, I just graduated from university, but more importantly, I finally finished disco elysium and It altered my brain chemistry, permanently.

So, here are some sketches of Harrier ✨diva✨ Du Bois and Kim ❤️‍🔥best man alive❤️‍🔥 Kitsuragi