😷 not a girl ✅ art 💥 blogging from Bermuda Trian

honey bribery

[krusebruce]

[snakefashion]

shout out to the time i told my doctor about the extreme hip pain i had been having for months that was preventing me from walking even short distances, expecting to be told to exercise more, and he was like "ah yeah i know what that is" and then he gave me a shot and i was cured instantly. walked out with no hip pain. never in my wildest dreams did i ever think a doctor could be that helpful

[catchymemes]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[treylane]

[cryptotheism]

I was too scared to be into makeup during my emo boy days. Now that I'm kind of a girl I understand eyeliner as a type of toy.

[cryptotheism]

Eyeliner exists within this spiritual phylum

[lonos]

When your boss refuses to let you play with toys during work because that’s gay

[lonos]

When your boss makes you play with toys during work because not having trains all over your face makes you a “tyke”

[cryptotheism]

Yeah you went to law school but you have to have to wake up and make a Lego fort every morning or people get mad. And if the fort is damaged you need to have backup legos with you at all times.

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[pacogabby]

White-faced ibis at Bear River Migratory Bird Refuge.

[denimecho]

[milksockets]

'campaign for the skate + snowboard shop so hip it hurts' in lürzer's int'l archive (ads, tv + posters worldwide) vol. 1 - 2009

[t-800]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[library-seraph]

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[my-dailydreams]

[howl224tgeundying]

[ask-pacman]

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

[mushroommargo]

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

[ask-pacman]

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

[weshallbekind]

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

[ask-pacman]

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Ok so no-one should be unreasonably angry about this but also the person in this diagram is being a dick and people are right to be a bit angry at them. For anyone who doesn’t know (and certainly I can only speak for the UK), the right hand lane is for passing other cars. It’s so people can safely do less than the speed limit in the left hand lane (as blue car is doing) and people who want to drive faster can overtake them. You are not supposed to stay in the right hand lane (provided both lanes are going to the same place). You are meant to pass the left hand car and move back to the left. Red car is being a prick.

[ask-pacman]

Just shut the fuck up

[mrsterlingeverything]