A nut a day keeps corona virus away

This is a rammstein hate account now 😌 (Noah)

[shattered-sky]

He said you’re so hard to talk to

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[deadsouls-is-canon]

[cranity]

more yakuza guys

[nuclear-landz]

Obsessed with Opla Zoro and his emotional support imaginary Mihawk who just bullies him.

[sargabond]

good old days

[setembro-the-wizard]

[gauntletknight]

All computer safety ever for the past 30 odd years: "if you go on the internet — especially if you're under 18 — lie about everything. Lie about your name. Lie about your age. Give as little information away about yourself as you possibly can. Obfuscate, falsify, and omit anything and everything as otherwise They Will Get Your Ass. Actually, avoid it in the first place if you can altogether."

All computer safety(?) since like 2020: "it's imperative we make every 8 year old scan a passport before letting them use their LeapFrog™️. Always-on connectivity required."

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

[sofit01]

like a dragon 🐲

[nishitanis-left-nut]

go my kazumaji crumbs

[gotylocks]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything

[valtsv]

does anyone else remember being in, like, middle school and every adult over the age of 30 being like “drawing or writing on your hands is literally the most EVIL thing you can do and can KILL you”

[sh12pen-bookfan]

My friend once put her maths homework in a bottle of water and drank it, then became ill and wasn’t able to go to school the next day, pen ink is really bad y'know

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

ok but you see what the difference here is, right? like you see the difference between drawing on your hands and drinking homework juice, right??