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btw power wouldn't corrupt me because there's something wrong with me psychologically that makes me feel alien to humanity

innerchildabortionclinic

power wouldn't corrupt me because I just wouldn't care that much since i'm anhedonic

3000s

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

3000s

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

our-queer-experience

shortwave-foxgirl

girl with severe issues voice: wild that there's people out there that can do things

elbiotipo

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

mrsterlingeverything

Whats up ladies i im several years behind

poetrylesbian

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

breathing-tutors

if you like s/t/e/v/e/n u/n/i/v/e/r/s/e every character from killing stalking hates you

viralfrog

theropoda

love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm

theropoda

Look at this fucking. beast. Medieval painting animal that eats princesses

kindlingnorah

princesses

philcollinsenjoyer

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

anxeious

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

doctors-star

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

doctors-star

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

doctors-star

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE