[leilol]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[catbirthdays]

losing your voice after going to a concert is so embarrassing like oh you screamed your lungs out for your little guys on stage? you love your little stage guys so much now you cant talk?? jesus christ

[ilovemybarricadebabies]

The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

[teaboot]

Do I know what I want to read? No. Do I know what I DON'T want to read? Absolutely. God bless

[qualitysigns]

Emlenton, Pennsylvania, USA

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[beardedmrbean]

[bewbin]

playing poker with my friend and he lays down a straight flush but it has two kings so i tell him that’s wrong but it’s pride month and the gay flush is allowed during this month

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Remember when you'd turn on the radio and almost always Poker Face was playing

Back when God was still listening

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2015

[neckkiss]

2025

[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[rayshippouuchiha]

at any given moment I'm hanging on by a thread, and that thread is AO3

[attackedastoria]

Be clearly aware of the stars, and Infinity on High... ✨️

(Clay and recycled scrap silk/sh○p)

[thevibraniumveterans]

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

skimmed past the first tweet and it took me a few minutes to realize that the second tweet was referring to Marvel and NOT an actual description of the current state of the U.S.

[boopifer]

@ink-phoenix

[charl0ttan]

in the 2000s everything was happening on the dance floor. they signed the magna carta out there

[bob-belcher]

#me at any given moment BROOKLYN NINE-NINE (2013 - 2021)