Random Thoughts

Literally just a page where I put random thoughts down that come from my empty brain and put them on here. Follow @krystaltayllor

[iraffiruse]

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[quasarkisses]

YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO

[homiesexual42]

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[intoxicatedindreams]

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[alepeterslove-blog]

HE IS SOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!! ISN’T HE?

[marauders4evr]

It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.

[stltzfs-deactivated20200309]

Oh my word

You can hear it

[krylly-blog]

If I buy a bigger bed, do I have more or less bedroom?

[krylly-blog]

Why can't you email photos to a Jedi? Cause attachments are forbidden.

[krylly-blog]

First dates are just interviews for the job of not being single.

[krylly-blog]

'Hits blunt' If two vegans are arguing, is that still considered beef?

[krylly-blog]

Average things are made in the satis-factory.

[krylly-blog]

'Hits blunt' If a tomato is a fruit, then isn't ketchup a smoothie?

[krylly-blog]

Wonder how many songs I've listened to for the last time.

[krylly-blog]

Guess what a belt made up of watches is called? Naw I won’t tell you, it’s a waist of time.

[krylly-blog]

The stress of gravity has really gotten me down.

[krylly-blog]

Water. The key to everything. Want to get skinnier; water. Thirsty; water. Tired of your man; drown him.

[krylly-blog]

That embarrassing moment when you pull a push door, and it says push right on it.