Krypto

The Silly Saint // She/They // Profile picture by @Saintvln // Banner by @ohnosam

[unicouniuni]

I'm Uni Claus! :3

[bleatbrew]

Possible new goat oc

[bleatbrew]

Finally made a Toffee Ref sheet

[bun0nthemoon]

Lookin

[devmella]

Hello my fellas

[imp]

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

[hellsite-yano]

having strict parents will do that to you

[tdwhisperer]

Having autism will do that

[probably-lucifer]

Having ADHD will do that to you

[1337n00b-deactivated20210119]

Being LGBT will do that to you

[hero-in-high-tops]

[b0tster]

hashtag new pfp ☝️😜✨

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: a comic illustrating the above thread as if it was happening in a theater. The users are mostly shaped like their icons, pukicho is a pikachu and hokuto-ju-no-ken is a gengar. The last panel is gengar looks back where a speech bubble comes out of the crowd to say, “you could if you weren’t a fucking coward.” /end]

[azzy-the-christian-furry-deacti]

I can’t believe I’m actually seeing this post

[beardedmrbean]

Magic of tumblr,

[athelind]

I am morally obligated to add the YouTube video whenever this thread crosses my dash

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

I’ve seen this thread more than a few times. But this is the first time I’ve seen this video. So thank you for your service.

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

Mc Donald's is doing a campaign to give out free fries every Friday for the rest of 2023

DO NOT FALL FOR THIS

This is a clear attempt to distract from calls to boycott because of their funding of the genocide of Palestine. Please make sure no one you know falls for this bullshit either.

[bloglikeanegyptian]

its been rly heartening to see big tumblr accounts with a specific theme (or bit) take a moment to raise awareness for palestine. in many ways being vocally pro-palestine is far, far more important than donations right now. palestinians have said so too. if it weren't it wouldn't be so risky for people to speak out. its a war on human life but it's also a war on the very memory, culture and history of the palestinian people. we can help them fight the second one just by posting. solidarity matters more than anything in this moment.

[palestinianliberator]

Everything here.

Donating is important, but currently it does nothing for Gaza. Nothing whatsoever. It is under such an extreme blockade that nothing will enter Gaza until Israel is finished with it, at which point it will already be too late.

If you want to help - amplify Palestinian voices. CHALLENGE Zionism & Zionist rhetoric everywhere you see it. The risks Palestinians take just sharing messages from their families are bigger than I believe most people know. The bare minimum we as Palestinians as is that you use your voice wherever you can, & support those doing the same.

[mliter]

i feel like more people need to know about this new fortnite girl and the way she talks

[toastyglow]

[crevicedwelling]

having my evening cucumber

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

[crevicedwelling]

noble steed uses her hands to manipulate

[the-composite-doll]

@onenicebugperday

[onenicebugperday]

Holding her evening cucumber with her bug hands 🥺

[hauntedbyyarn]

Op this is wonderful and I love how kind you are to share with your mannerly horse however I am compelled to ask you: What kind of a person bites into a cucumber from the middle like that?!

[dyst-blogs]

i just had an idea.

whenever you see this post, please open up the notes, go to the reblogs tab, find the latest reblog WITHOUT COMMENTS, and then reblog that one.

dont add comments or tags when you reblog, just post it as-is. and dont just reblog whichever one ended up on ur dash, you might fuck up the chain. also, dont queue it, that will probably also fuck up the chain.

i want the reblog ball graph for this post to just be one long, continuous chain. a long snakey bitch. we can do it. i believe in us. we got this. its snake time babey

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: WHARRGARBL

[petapeta]

[a-very-large-pile-of-hats]