I ain’t missing you at all

jo. she/her. 30s. i’m a swiftie. queue is on.

[krysten-knitter]

"NEVER GROW UP" by Taylor Swift.

(collage with text + drawings added digitally)

Please do not repost.

[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid

[awwnutbunnies]

Take a look at Gators Georg here.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[inthaf]

does anyone have that photo of young taylor infront of a car license plate that says swift on it? i need it for a playlist im making

[krysten-knitter]

[tennant]

— Just remember all the good times. Like when I gave you that necklace that you just dumped in the ocean. What were you thinking?

— House, I haven't forgotten our friendship. For every good memory, there's a slew of bad ones.

HOUSE, MD (2004-2012) "Transplant" (8.02)

[sealedbeastnue]

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

[stillgotscars]

TAYLOR SWIFT Out in NYC (May 12, 2026)

[improbablecarny]

people who don’t watch horror movies are SO confident that they know everything there is to know about the genre. like it’s okay to not know things. it’s okay if you don’t like friday the 13th or whatever. i promise you don’t need to make an ass out of yourself on the internet about it

[improbablecarny]

horror is an incredibly diverse genre, because there is potential horror in everything. it’s in nature, it’s in architecture and technology, it’s in human relationships, it’s in folklore, the past, the future, the mundane. there are horror movies from all over the world. it is straight up anti-intellectual to pretend that the handful of B slashers you’ve vaguely heard about comprise the totality of what horror has to offer. If you’re just not interested in horror, or if you dislike certain subgenres of horror, then that’s fine, you’re not obligated to like anything at all. but smugly announcing that you don’t like horror because you dislike a handful of VERY specific non-universal tropes is just as stupid as saying that you hate comedy because you don’t like adam sandler movies.

[improbablecarny]

this is what I mean by anti-intellectualism btw

[digitalmemoriez]

✫･ﾟ*.2009･ﾟ✫*.

[inthedarktrees]

The Rescuers (1977)

[kupou-deactivated20170806]

life is honestly too short to be embarrassed over anything that sparks even a little happiness in you

[boyd-stevens]

Smallville (2001—2011) 1.11: “Hug”

[theists-deactivated20170714]

[phoebe-source]

PHOEBE BRIDGERS The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (2026)

[rosarrie]

me ur being mean to me online this is who ur being mean to

[eggsaladstain]

GO OFF BESTIE

Source

[8syntheticanimal8]

[ubercharge]

this had me crying laughing