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She/her 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇳🇺🇸 18+ PfP is from the graphic novel Upgrade Soul (read it it’s lovely)

[lixing]

I think I must finish the book PROCRASTINATION tonight! The way it tells to overcome the procrastination may be effective. It’s very helpful for me.

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[solstacoded]

Visit Original Link

[danielkahndyke]

[renthony]

It's wild to watch the phrase "tumblr sexyman" morph into "man that tumblr thinks is sexy," because when I first saw the phrase come into use, I always saw it used in reference to the phenomenon of "when presented with a wide array of fictional characters, tumblr will always pick the skinny white man to obsess over, and if the fan-favorite character has no canonical human appearance, the fandom will inevitably create a popular fanon of the character as as a skinny white man."

When I hear "tumblr sexyman," I think of Cecil Night Vale being constantly depicted as a skinny white man instead of literally anything else. I think of the background character white men who get elevated over protagonists that are women, people of color, or otherwise not the white man power fantasy.

"Tumblr sexyman" is, like. An insult. I DON'T want any of my blorbos to win a "tumblr sexyman" poll. "Tumblr sexyman" is the exact opposite of what I want my own OCs to be. If any of my characters ever get called "tumblr sexyman," I will have to immediately re-evaluate myself and the art I'm making.

[renthony]

Things I think of when I hear "tumblr sexyman":

Cecil Night Vale, as previously mentioned.

Oncelercest, because if there aren't two skinny white men to ship, tumblr fandom will start shipping the skinny white man with himself.

Bill Cipher inexplicably being fanon'd as a white twink despite being a fucking triangle.

Everyone fawning over Marvel Loki while shoving every woman and Black person in the MCU aside.

The way nearly every single character in Hazbin Hotel has the same "tall and skinny" body type, along with all the criticisms Black audience members have made about the issues with Alastor's design.

The way tumblr got obsessed with the white man villain in Sinners.

[ozempicofficial]

[doggirl-girlcock]

My cringe fucking baby and her derivative drivel

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

[wunderwirker]

[orange-catsidy]

[brxdyking]

[pansyfemme]

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[joshlovesyou]

[memorycycle]

bowser to bunior

[creatingblackcharacters]

Funny how people think racism is only against black people. I worked a case one time where the victim was a white person viciously attacked by black people. This client was literally just walking down the street and ambushed, called anti-white slurs and told to stay out of the neighborhood.

[creatingblackcharacters]

Watch out everybody, the million dollar deal making lawyer in my Tumblr Anons has something to say!!!

[rslashrats]

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

[cdigoddess]

everyone on dropout has this bloodthirsty look in their eyes, like they'd kill you in an instant for a cameo in brooklyn 99

[shegayonmygirl]

"pumppy" new type of puppy that can top you. it hasn't been invnted yet i diont think

[shegayonmygirl]

there's also the "pumppy doggy" but she's a puppy that has an aura that really makes you wanna pump a load in her, it's a bit confusing but don't worru about it. yes the load can be a singular glistening pearl of transparent cum. the load can also be a nothing.

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[normaloperafan]

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

[themainspoon]

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

[dumbtrannybitch]

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

[tranarchist]

I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here”

[musiclovingmoth]

we have not changed.

[bigmickswingin]

The Flight Before The Mammoth. Paul Jamin. 1885

Behind The Scenes Of National Geographic. Teodor Vladimorov, Brandon Smith. 2011. read more

[goldensunset]

dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?