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Mount Rainier, Washington (by Protik Hossain)

rohie-deactivated20191102

sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

underparisianskies

S.

twilightmidnightsuns

If twilight happened in 2018 the entire Cullen family would have a groupchat and Edward would be fighting with his siblings over whether or not he could add Bella in

kstewsblackbra

oh my God

devilands

cwote

i hate to toot my own horn (**honks horn**), but this is important

laughingatmynightmare

Show everyone you know.

laughingatmynightmare

I love all of you. Thanks for sharing this!

viewfromthetent

kstewsblackbra

oh fuck yeah

sapphoshands

…i love her?!?

trainthief

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN

neutralmuds

blondiboi

i-am-bechloe-trash

Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick react to Daniel Radcliffe’s story about Donald Trump giving him talk show advice.

laughingfish

they’re so fucking embarrassed and defeated i am screaming

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

Dying rn

@butterynutjob

He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.