placeholder title. imagine something cool or funny

Itbit | she/her | 27 | Bird fan, horror lover, occasional artist/writer. Expect art, lots of memes, and some chatting.

[ittybittern]

Itbit // she/her // 27

i reblog mostly memes, but also tons of birds and hollow knight stuff. also found on bluesky under the same username.

big fan of writing, horror and folklore.

more info on my about page!

sonas: navki // cat // dragon tags: my art // hollow knight // personal // art (by others)

(this post is under construction…)

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[mgmt2]

happens

[niceinchnails]

Smoking the pack that gave me 7 Uncle Ian Ideas

[sicktekkers-deactivated20150829]

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[pukicho]

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

[badassdemonsword]

imagine a single duck with 1 million babies following behind it

[kuttithevangu]

the new fantasy genre, popehunk, encompasses all books in which historical figures responsible for real atrocities are presented as sexy and potentially suffering from a cute lil' anxiety disorder

[oak23]

Burden bearing hips

[memorycycle]

youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$

the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede

[filenamedotpng]

Smurf Bible Scenes IV (2007)

"I put this up before but it disappeared, it is Gargamel from the smurfs tempting the band Audioslave in the desert with a crate of magic pineapples. It is not clear whether they will accept or not."

[ittybittern]

every morning i step on a landmine and get hit by a plane and step on 17 rusty pitchforks and get a headache and i still gotta go to work

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

haters will see you ressurect and be like “he cant afford a funeral”