The Fan of (Almost) Everything

Welcome to the blog! This has weird stuff. and Headcanons. and basically anything I find funny and add to it. and art! (sometimes) ((Avatar image Credit to http://cecis-art-corner.tumblr.com/)) PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/leatiki15

[aimasup]

Idk how the knife is actually hurting him. Trust it's for a good cause

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[unboundprompts]

Different Ways to Describe Eye Colors

↳ a masterpost for writing prompts that describe eye colors

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Natural Eye Colors:

Brown Eyes

Blue Eyes

Green Eyes

Hazel Eyes

Hazel Green Eyes

Gray Eyes

Black Eyes

Heterochromia Eyes

Unnatural Eye Colors:

White Eyes

White/Silver Eyes pt 2

Red Eyes

Reddish-Brown Eyes

Pink/Magenta Eyes

Gold/Yellow Eyes

Unusual Eyes (Silver, White, Purple, Pink, Red, Orange, Yellow)

Seasonal Eyes

[ktfcreator]

*rotates around in your inbox like a model from g-mod * hello, been a while, imma dip now, just wanted to check up on you after all these years

OH MY GOD ITS BEEN YEARS

Hello!!!

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

[plaguedocboi]

For those of you who are new here, that is actually me and this is the original post. It’s still extremely surreal to see versions of it circulating four years later

[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[thesparkwhowalks]

The latest addition to the DC Holiday Mythos is that Batman trained under Santa Claus.

And Clark is noticeably hurt that Bruce never told him.

God, I love comic books.

[l0stvegas]

My tumblr experience would be greatly improved by the inclusion of those little DeviantArt journal doohickeys where you can include what you’re watching, reading, eating etc. at the time of writing the post

[graveyardmouth]

[iapislazuli]

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[iapislazuli]

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

[plumslices]

Spinning enamel rotisserie chicken charm

[should-be-sleeping]

Wearing this to Costco so the chicken man knows I respect his talent and finesse.

[justsomeguycore]

“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

[gowns]

[proteinmom]

would a smoothie bring boys to a yard 🤔

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

*ahem*

Well the viscosity of a milkshake is integral to the boys enjoyment of the beverage and though a smoothie may be lighter on the palate but so long as the key ingredient (love) is mixed into said smoothie it should theoretically attract boys to the yard similar to a milkshake

[proteinmom]

ok i wait

[theslackerjack]

[proteinmom]

omg yay :3

[hidamariapartmentsunit201]

[ktfcreator]

Cannibalism

[cpunkhobie]

I find it funny that on twitter they say ur “twitter famous” but here if u have the same amount of followers you’re just a Big Blog. Like yeah tumblr doesn’t grant anyone actual fame but your dick is HUGE

[yassifiedgollum]

We all love urban fantasy but we have to contend with the fact that if monsters were real, some of them would be normies. Your werewolf boyfriend posts on LinkedIn. The tentacled horror you've been thirsting after is a Disney adult.

[cipheramnesia]

You did it, you made unimaginable horror within man-made comprehension.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wakandamama]

Let me get a blockbuster tracksuit, yall hoes couldn’t tell me NUTHIN!!!!!

[princessnijireiki]

Here’s the link, y'all:

http://bendblockbuster.com/shop

[iwasred-deactivated20130325]

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

[philohoyhoy]

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

[yassalghul]

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

[rae-redacted]

This is my anthem

[anorha-nono]

I only saw this legend in screenshots

[otherwindow]

my fav action series trope is when the characters go to an ordinary store and this shit happens fdgjhdfgk

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

Ok but imagine the opposite

You walk into a guns store

You show the claw-teared three-days-beard Chad Broski clerk some fancy card

He presses a button below the counter

And the gun racks open up to reveal a snack bar