Five Cats and an Avocado in Space

*Just a blog for random stuff*

[catchymemes]

That’s a deep… dock.

by Penzilla

Tumblr: @pennypenzilla

[studentlifeproblems]

[protect-and-love-animals]

[tackled]

[chill---vibesss]

[rai-r]

[thirst]

x

[billy-old-deactivated20181202]

if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS

[fishsticksfromthenorth-ish]

That’s not a bow she’s wearing…it’s a poop bag that is securing her bear bell to her collar. She’s rocking it. 

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

[ohmyfuckingoreos]

We could sit in a car for 2 hours and listen to music and talk about life and lowkey that’s a perfect date right there to me

[aangusmcdonald]

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

[lichfucker]

heroes’ feast

[fayevalentin]

Mirror image

[lichfucker]

dissonant whispers

[neonprotagonist]

counterspell

[ethantherenegade]

Vicious Mockery

[gostaks]

Charm Person

[asriel-dreemurr]

magic missile

[brotherhoodofevilbears]

@tomthefanboy

[tomthefanboy]

Summon Elemental (Earth)

[tomthefanboy]

Delayed Blast Fireball

[tomthefanboy]

Polymorph Other

[siderealsandman]

Psychic Scream

[mrbiggsproductions]

Astral Projection

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

This is my fav post.

[bubonickitten]

Zone of Truth

[evans-closet-kingdom]

Intense Perception Check

[gemstone-enemas]

Guardian of Faith

[gemstone-enemas]

Magic Missile as a 9th level spell

[jumpingjacktrash]

Expeditious Retreat

[knightsolaireofthesun]

Comprehend languages

[championoftheravenqueen]

find familiar 

[k-eke]

Mood.

[swarnpert]

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

[henchmaxxing]

You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means

[alfea]

shoutout to the unsung heroes of vine, the ones who allowed the magic to happen: the employee who arranged the fre sha voca do letters, the road construction worker who put out the road work ahead sign, the folks who hosted the party where wrow happened…. let us not forget those who put the pieces in place to give us the gifts we have today

[gaggotry-remade]

the girl who handed Tara the empty drink

[mamawardentotherescue]

the girl who knew the whole drama with those roommates

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

The mom who owned a Valentino white bag

[coltre]

I feel so stupid sometimes because I fantasize too much about the people I like; I invent stories with them, I imagine entire days with them and how nice the future will be with pictures and letters and other tender things that makes a lot of sense in my mind. then the reality turn to be so much different and meaner and maybe the reason why it’s so difficult for me to accept it and letting people go it’s because I just want my future to be happy. in all my stories and castles I build inside of my mind, sadness just does not exist

[cosed]

if you ever look up to me youre wrong

[cosed]

this isnt cause im short im not short

[cosed]

this is cause today i was at the beach and i forgot what sand smelled like so i decided to stick my nose into the sand and snort and it went absolutely not excellent

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