Kugelns

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[kugelns]

[Closed.]

The sheriff had yet another late night. Her partner had been missing for a few days now and she had been worried about the other. She generally made some form of contact with in the first twenty-four hours if she wasn’t going to show up for work. The dark haired woman slipped on her jacket and buttoned it up before exiting the office. The air was particulary chilly and the moon was full. Brown eyes scanned her surroundings for just a moment before she started to make her way to Vi’s place. Maybe she would be able to find a couple of clues as to where the other went. @pinkhairedmenace

[pinkhairedmenace-deactivated201]

She’d dare not show herself to anyone lest she would want to be killed on the spot. The transformation was sudden and painless to say the least, but everything after was much worse. Ominous voices pried at her mind. It was a miracle that she’d manage to push them to mere whispers, otherwise Vi would have very well been driven mad.

It was at this point that she decided that she needed help. Three days without a word was too long to not rouse suspicion. At this time of night, she stuck to roads less traveled and alleyways. Claws scraped against stone, Vi clung to the edge of a building. She couldn’t help but snort. This was rather cliche wasn’t it? Like something out of an old story.

As fate would have it, she spotted Caitlyn. The stone crumbled her grip as she thought of a way to catch her attention without bringing much to herself.

“C-Cait..!” She found herself growling out instinctively. It was horrid sounding. Barely recognizable as human.

[kugelns]

The sheriff blinked once she heard a somewhat familiar voice call her name. Her eyes searched desperately for her partner. Once she spotted a figure that looked like her partner clinging to a building she squinted slightly. The body type fit her partner.

But from the odd angle her gauntlets appeared a bit mishapen. Upon further study Caitlyn had realized that Vi wasn't herself. She covered her mouth in order to prevent the yell that wanted to emit from her throat. The sheriff didn't know if concern or fear was her main emotion as she shook her head in disbelief. 

"Vi, what on Runeterra happened!?"

[kugelns]

[Closed.]

The sheriff had yet another late night. Her partner had been missing for a few days now and she had been worried about the other. She generally made some form of contact with in the first twenty-four hours if she wasn't going to show up for work. The dark haired woman slipped on her jacket and buttoned it up before exiting the office. The air was particulary chilly and the moon was full. Brown eyes scanned her surroundings for just a moment before she started to make her way to Vi's place. Maybe she would be able to find a couple of clues as to where the other went. @pinkhairedmenace

[kugelns]

[Closed.]

“Lady Luxanna, I was wondering if you would like to join me for a cup of tea by chance?“ 

The sheriff looked at the light mage with a bit of a soft smile. Caitlyn had a feeling that the other needed to get her mind off whatever might have been bogging her down. And the sheriff had a feeling that drinking tea and being able to relax would help the matter. 

"My treat.”

[shhh-imwritingtrash-deactivated]

– “Oh, of course.” Lux smiles, she had been tired for some time and a break is what she needed. Often she was all work with no play, and that was dragging her down, ontop of other things. Standing up, she places her work away, knowing it would not be gone when she returned.

“Where to?”

@kugelns

[kugelns]

The dark haired woman was clearly worried about the light mage. But she had a feeling that it would be a bit silly for her to worry about Luxanna. Especially seeing as the other was a young woman and not a child.  “I do think that it would be easier to go to whatever shop is nearby. But I am not quite sure what tea shops you have hear Lady Lux. So, perhaps you can lead the way. And I promise to treat you to whatever you would like.” 

[kugelns]

[Should Caitlyn have a costume for Harrowing. If so does anyone have ideas?]

[skilledgenius-deactivated201602]

"Ezreal, are you getting harassed because of your facial markings?"

“Yes.. Halp”

[kugelns]

“Who is harassing you?”  The woman gently pat the younger man’s head. 

[skilledgenius-deactivated201602]

“There is this one Nidalee..”

[kugelns]

“A Nidalee is harassing you? She has facial marks herself. She should know not to poke someone’s face. You could always poke hers. But I wouldn’t want you getting hurt.”  Caitlyn tapped her chin in thought.

[skilledgenius-deactivated201602]

"Ezreal, are you getting harassed because of your facial markings?"

“Yes.. Halp”

[kugelns]

“Who is harassing you?”  The woman gently pat the younger man’s head. 

[oldandunbrokxn-gone-deactivated]

"Diana, how about I treat you to some dinner?"

“But I’m broke,” was Diana’s near instantaneous response, as well as an outright lie. She had earned a fair bit of coin making a delivery to Piltover coming all the way from Shurima, as well as a decent bit of trade. “Wait, no, I take that back, sorry. Just a knee jerk. Yeah, I’d love to. I just, uh, need to shower, and get some clean clothing. I’ve got sand in places you wouldn’t believe. Meet you at eight?”

[kugelns]

“Dear, when I say that I want to treat you. It means you don’t have to pay a thing. But if eight works for you I will see you then.”  The sheriff would nod her head as she looked towards the woman. Unfortunately, she too was familiar with having sand in places where it didn’t belong.  “Do you have a place to do such things? My house is an option if you do not.” 

[kugelns]

ff+ Diana

The sheriff generally wasn’t the type to read these types of stories. But this certain title had gained the darker haired woman’s attention. Caitlyn flipped open the book and started to get immersed in the words that lined the pages. Once Caitlyn was finished she shut the book and cleared her throat. “I am definitely saving that for later.” 

[inboxideas]

Send me "ff+" and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

requested by anonymous as reversal to this meme.

[kissofthespider-deactivated2016]

Pls let me sleep w/ Sivir

Haha.. Okay let me just make something REALLY clear here.This is a person. This is a human being behind that monitor. They just happen to be using a cool muse that I love enough to ship with.Their single ship with me is by their own volition. I have zero control over their actions, what they do, and if she wanted to write a Smut rp with someone else, I’d tell her to go for it.But you aren’t getting that. She said no repeatedly. That wasn’t just sivir saying no, that was the mun saying she was uninterested in writing smut with anyone but me.I feel really special for that, but that’s also her call. Her rules, her blog.She’s a person too. She’s not an object, and you’re making her into one. Look at it this way, would you go up to a guy, after unsuccessfully hitting on his girlfriend, and ask him if you can fuck her?Who the hell does that? And even if he said he didn’t care, what the hell makes you think he has any say in what she does with her body?Sivir said No. I’m saying it’s her decision. If she said no, then the answer is no.Stop harassing my girl.feedthejackal

[kugelns]

PSA

[eightysixt-deactivated20130819]

Anonymously tell me what you think of me. Don't sugarcoat it. I am just genuinely intrigued.

[nappstablue-deactivated20160903]

BOOST THIS

THIS IS NOT OKAY PLEASE ASK THEM TO STOP

HE WAS A LIVING PERSON HE HAS A REAL LIFE FAMILY REAL FRIENDS MARK, MATT, AND RYAN ARE IN PAIN EVERYONE IS IN PAIN

ROLE PLAYING A PERSON WHO COMMITTED SUICIDE IS NOT FUCKING OKAY ITS DISRESPECTFUL

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

fucking yikes

[mindlabyrinth13-deactivated2017]

This is just so fucked up. This was REAL PERSON with REAL FAMILY AND FRIENDS- Who are now grieving and in real pain… God I hope they never see this ridiculously disrespectful twitter…

YOUTUBERS ARE REAL PEOPLE 

YOUTUBERS ARE REAL PEOPLE

YOUTUBERS ARE REAL PEOPLE

[teambighero6-deactivated2016013]

WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS IS NOT OK.

THIS.

IS.

NOT.

OK.

RPING REAL LIFE PEOPLE IS ONE THING.

BUT RPING AS A RECENTLY DECEASED REAL LIFE PERSON!? NO.JUST NO. THAT IS HIGHLY DISRESPECTFUL TO THOSE INVOLVED.

[pinkhairedmenace-deactivated201]

kugelns

The sheriff puffed her cheeks out in frustration as the other started to tease her for being so precise on her construction of the fort. Caitlyn fidgeted slightly as she scooted a bit closer to the wall of said fort. She didn’t want to accidentally knock it down so she stopped just a few inches away. “I appreciate the fact that you came in here to check on me. But you are getting distracted from the papers that I really need you to sign.” The raven haired woman let out a sigh. She had a feeling that Vi wouldn’t let her be now. Especially since she had made a fort and wasn’t looking over cases like she should have been.

“Fine. You win.“ Vi scrunched her nose and made a face at the other. “But I’m bringing it in the fort. This is way too damn comfy for me to ignore now.” She dragged herself backwards, and left the fort quickly while giggling and ignoring any protest that the other could possibly have.

Vi returned moments later with the papers in question, a pen, a book to serve as a hard surface and a pillow. “You’re an enabler, Cait. I’m invading your fort~!” The book was slapped carelessly on the floor with the papers set gently on top of them. She laid on her stomach again, pillow providing support and comfort. Vi looked up at her partner and grinned.

“Why don’t ya just do the same? Surely you have something work-related lingerin’. I think a change in the environment could help get the work done.”

[kugelns]

“Well, I would go and get it. But you’re blocking the entrance to the fort Vi.”  Caitlyn had constructed the fort against a wall in order for her to help keep the sheets and pillows in place. So she had only thought about making one entrance. After a moment she cleared her throat and spoke again.  “If you wouldn’t mind moving... I will go get the work and come back.” 

[pinkhairedmenace-deactivated201]

( Continued from here )

Her confused frown soon changed to a playful smile. “Did I? I came to check on you, only to find…this.” Vi crawled further into the fort, head laid low so that she wouldn’t mess it up. Now flat on her stomach and arms folded and tucked to her front, her grin persisted as she looked around the inside.

“Hmm let me make an analysis.” She mused, beginning to mock her partner’s accent. “Tactically constructed. Not a pillar out of place. Not a wrinkle or fold in sight. I’d say the fortifications were beyond my expectations. Well done.” Vi snorted, unable to keep up her charade any longer.

kugelns

[kugelns]

The sheriff puffed her cheeks out in frustration as the other started to tease her for being so precise on her construction of the fort. Caitlyn fidgeted slightly as she scooted a bit closer to the wall of said fort. She didn’t want to accidentally knock it down so she stopped just a few inches away.  “I appreciate the fact that you came in here to check on me. But you are getting distracted from the papers that I really need you to sign.”  The raven haired woman let out a sigh. She had a feeling that Vi wouldn’t let her be now. Especially since she had made a fort and wasn’t looking over cases like she should have been. 

[kugelns]

“What are you doing under there?”

Caitlyn cleared her throat quickly and attempted to hide the slight blush of embarrassment that coated her cheeks. The dark haired woman chewed on her lip slightly as she looked at the taller woman. 

“What are you doing in here? I thought that you had some leftover paperwork to do?” The sheriff was desperately trying to change the subject at this point. 

[kugelns]

[Closed.]

shurimasscourge 

Caitlyn hummed to herself as she finished putting the last pillow into place. The sheriff was not quite sure what had possessed her to make a pillow fort. But she was certainly able to relax under all the soft pillows and blankets.

“I feel a strange sense of relief when I am hiding under here.” Her eyes looked up at Pannia and she smiled a bit.  “Would you care to join me?”