golden

hi i'm maria and i like to sleep and reblog funny shit

[1892]

sometimes i just want to tell cashiers like. im sorry for being a customer :( im sorry i wish i didnt have to do this! im sorry . 

[allergic-alien]

oh so you’re just going to wear a black turtleneck?? like some kind of slut????

[vacuously-true]

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

[galois-groupie]

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

[vacuously-true]

Bro. That's. That's a platonic solid, bro.

[ghastmaskzombie]

does this look platonic to you?

[vacuously-true]

Nah, that shape fucks.

[theinfiknight]

Find me any other website with interactions like these

[animalcrossingmemes]

[toastbutteregg]

why is this so true

[si1v3rpho3n1x]

As someone who’s tagged images for an AI neural network, you want to ignore those. just throwing that out there so yall don’t gotta worry too hard bout it

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Shout out to Eric Andre

[phoneticmeow]

[stinkbutt-the-cat]

baby idiot

[huffylemon]

YOU MADE HER SAD

[princesstigerbelle]

[paxamericana]

[cop-disliker69]

I love they mentioned “one-time offering”.

“Don’t go getting used to this luxury of having a 50-cent expense waived for you, peasant, this is a one-time thing.”

[cop-disliker69]

Do not, my friends, become addicted to free postage on your monthly rent check. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence. 

[fuks]

[the-memedaddy]

[capacity]

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

[ineffablesilence-deactivated202]

Life hack: take your own advice

[capacity]

[rupismellsalot-deactivated20140]

how is any of this considered blogging

[toastbutteregg]

[earthdad]

when you’re just having one of those days

[kitty]

[triforce-princess]

(original version)

[toastbutteregg]