Reimagine and Discover

I'm Suzu, I literally get on here to shitpost for a few hours and leave. Mechanical Engineer student. in 30s

[wibblyrlin]

Florence Welch at NOS Alive Festival (2026)

[segamascott]

[dadpilled]

Jokes aside, this recall was issued for WA/OR/ID and the affected brands are Royale Natural and TOP VALU. More info in linked article.

[cyberglittter]

anai akuei

[oilpalette]

Greek Kitties #9, 2026 by Timothy Adam Matthews (British); Oil on canvas, 16x20 in

[the-sturgeon-mary]

likes to charge, reblogs to cast, etc

[bace-jeleren]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I can’t follow you because all of the Bull Ass Shitt you get stresses me out but I love coming over and reading through your blog every couple weeks for the new sex ed and whatever else is going on (bratz boyz this time I guess?) and I just thought I should tell you that the way you respond to the bull ass Shitt is deeply inspiring and HAS given me the confidence to quit (probably. trying one last diplomatic approach but man I’m checked out) both an internship and theater gig because they are run by the same person who has been berating and publicly shaming actors for any misstep and 1. I don’t want that to cross into my day job and 2. Neither of these things is paying me enough to deal with ANYYYY of this. Because only one of them is paid and it’s somewhere in the realm of 21¢/hour. So tldr thank you Batman for reminding me that self respect is a thing and literally I do not have to put up with shit

literally reminded you to have self esteem and you still won't follow me wtf

[boo-kei]

Jamie gushing about Richard 💜

[teaboot]

Slowly eroding my mother's insecurities by reminding her "everyone says we're identical, and *I'm* hot as hell" until she stops talking shit about her appearance

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[what-even-is-thiss]

Still listening to Regime Change. Everyone in the Drump presidency sounds incredibly annoying to deal with. Especially the guy himself.

He wants to build an arch in DC and apparently at one point he called President Macron to ask him if the Arc de Triomphe has an observation deck on top.

My guy. You needed to bother the president of France about this?

[what-even-is-thiss]

And I’ll point out again that he keeps trying to get JD Vance and Marco Rubio to hate each other over who’s gonna be president next but they’re friends and Rubio reportedly doesn’t wanna run next time so Drump just keeps bothering his dinner guests about who they like better while everyone around him just awkwardly avoids eye contact while it has like no real effect on anything.

He also apparently often puts people on speaker phone without telling them and they only find out later that a bunch of his advisors and/or friends were also listening to that call.

Like this guy is evil but he’s also rude.

[what-even-is-thiss]

He’s also apparently under the impression that he’s very popular because his staff just doesn’t let negative press get to him. One of his close advisors spends almost all her time just printing out flattering articles about him and showing them to him.

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[goo-goo-babies]

if it weren't for linkedin existing i think indeed would be the most evil website on the planet. this is obviously hyperbole there are much worse website but i s2g looking for jobs is like

FBI

$120,000 a year! work from home! (based on commission (you go around neighborhoods selling roofs))

ICE

a job three people on the planet have

ICE

military recruitment/military contractor

something you're qualified for but you don't have a degree so you never hear back

something you're qualified for and have experience in but you don't have a degree so you never hear back

something you're qualified for and have experience in and DON'T need a degree for and you NEVER HEAR BACK

ICE

holy shit the border patrol has so many fucking job postings. kill yourselves

[woundliqour]

make me in a lab what are u adding

Sugar 🍫

Spice 🍛

Nice 💗

Snips ✂️

Snails 🐌

Tails 🐕

Voting ended onJul 7

[glumshoe]

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

[glumshoe]

Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

[countesspetofi]

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

[glumshoe]

there are only two genders: frog and pig

[forestdwellingrat]

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

[glumshoe]

oh god

[sailor-lady]

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

[glumshoe]

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

[jenivi]

[aflowerthatbloomsinadversity]

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

So do with that what you will

[fremedon]

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

[capitalism-and-analytics]

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

[la-pou-belle]

I, for one, think Shrek handled interspecies coupling the best. By this I am of course talking about the Dronkeys.

[kestrelsparverius]

[adrnired]

In season 3 of BoJack Horseman, we learn Diane (middle) has been impregnated by Mr. Peanutbutter (left). The fetuses are confirmed to be puppies.

[autisticexpression]

This is the worst addition to this post

[araku-validrava]

I am reminded of Treasure Planet.

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

[wizardlizardinhislair]

I always thought that in muppet movies like muppet Christmas Carol the characters are played by the muppets (so kermit is acting and playing the role of Bob rather than being him) so the kids in that film would just be other acting muppets right?

Or is that just something my brain made up?

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

[kingscrown666]

Last time I saw this post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at the second Eggman

[the-haiku-bot]

Last time I saw this

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[astronomical-bagel]

anyone in this thread smoke weed

[susiron]

In Leo the Lion (2005) a lion and elephant have the most cursed hybrid children and I think yall should see them

(also Matt Mercer voices the villain, Maximus Elefante and I think that’s very important)

[spaceinvaydr]

[headspace-hotel]

I think that what they are talking about is perfectly clear.

[hiveswap]

Amogus

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[oldmanontumbler]

Oh, hard to watch, is it? Hard to watch these Black teens retaliate? Hard to watch them do, to an oppressor, exactly what said oppressors have done to Black people for centuries? Hard to watch a cop on the receiving end of a beating for once? I hope that Roman Candle was heavy.

Was it equally hard to watch when, a week ago, an Ohio cop assaulted the 15 year old Kaelynn Reynolds? Threw her to the fucking ground, shoved her against his car, pressed his knee into her, and filed a charge against her spitting at him?!

No, we know what this man's doing. He wants to rally violence against these kids, who have all, no doubt, already been racially abused, profiled, and harassed by the police. Look at his language. "Horrifying." "Severe." "Mob."

I don't know what sparked this, but those teenagers have my full support, and I hope they'll be okay.

Black kids and Black teenagers, you don't deserve to be punished for defending yourselves. You deserve to be safe. You've been abused and assaulted by cops, and you know that every cop is willing to uphold white supremacy, so you deserve to strike them. Yes, even strike first. You are not evil. You deserve to grow up. You deserve the fucking world, and nothing will ever take that away from you.

[cjsnaake]

I fuck with this

[slewfootwitch]

If a person's friends are racist and they don't care because it doesn't impact them or they try to reframe their buddy's racist behavior as something else, they are also racist, okay? 🫶

[slewfootwitch]

Also if your friends are saying racist, antisemitic and otherwise heinously weird things about people, you may want to consider just not being their friends instead of just sending anons to the people they're talking about. 🫰

[hillbillybubbeleh]

Not only is it okay to stop being friends with someone because they're racist, it's the bare minimum thing to do.

And just so we're clear, if you stick around with racists, you can't get upset that you're associated with racism or that people think you're a racist too. Because if your friend's racism isn't enough to end a friendship over, that means you're okay with racism. Being okay with racism means you're racist. Just so you know.