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INFP 👁👄👁 | 26 | Poly Aro Ace & Gay in Space | He/They | Showcasing my current hyperfixations - mostly RPGs. Trying to make content

[kurakaji]

Nihlus Kryik

I have forever been tainted by the "I die faster on my own" meme

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

cannot fucking BELIEVE what jerma gets at mcdonalds. how is this man alive

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

the Jerma985 McDonald’s Meal:

McChicken (2x) - Extra Mayo

10 pc McNugget w/ Sweet and Sour Sauce

McDouble

Large Powerade

#1 Meal - No Pickles

Apple Pie

[cowboy]

I'm going to mcdonals and asking for the new jerma promo meal

[cowboy]

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

[mrdistracted]

Don't do this. I have no clue who Jerma is, and august sixth is long past. but just in general, Don't do this. mcdonalds employees don't get paid enough for bullshit like this. Just order food that's actually on the menu and try to act like a regular person.

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

im walking into the nearest mcdonalds right now and not leaving the store until i get my McJerma Meal

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[sailorcuba]

the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

[arborealgargoyle]

like, that is a very unspecific response I still have no idea what you want but I applaud how adorably you meowed all the same, well done

[arborealgargoyle]

This post led me to reminisce on the nature of cat’s meowing, and I have a funny story

I befriended a feral cat once who had spent her life in the forest without human interaction. I was worried about her because she had a paw damaged from an old injury and was emaciated but obviously nursing kittens that were hidden away somewhere. It took me weeks of putting out food and sitting across the yard every evening for her to trust me even a little and when she decided we were friends and she expected dinner every night she started coming to my door and trying to call for me in the evening, but she didn’t meow. Why would she? Cats only meow naturally as kittens when their vocal chords/ears aren’t fully developed, adult cats communicate with vocalizations that aren’t audible to humans. She probably tried making noises I couldn’t hear to call me but ended up sticking to the one I always responded to- a horrible yowling growl that she had made at me when we first encountered each other in the forest. Except once we were friends she would make this noise while purring and rubbing affectionately against a nearby tree or the porch railing (because she didn’t want to touch me yet). This understandably freaked my family members out but I was touched that she had taken the time to find a way to basically yell FUCK OFF in an affectionate way.

Fast forward to when she finally trusts me enough to bring her hidden kittens out of the forest to me, long story short I gained their trust and put them in this big pen, that I had previously used to keep chickens in, so they’d be safe and to keep her from having another litter. Except she was already secretly pregnant again! (Fix your pets, guys, they make SO many babies) and ended up having her new babies in this pen. I kept my distance, sitting on the outside once they were born until she seemed comfortable enough to let me come inside. The kittens were a bit wild, hissing viscously at me as soon as they opened their eyes, but they warmed up to me. There were four of them and soon they all wanted to be the center of attention during the twice daily play sessions. I’d be playing with one and another would meow insistently behind me and I’d immediately answer them and give them love, teaching them that humans could be friends that answer their needs- making them adoptable once they were weaned. Mama cat (Artie) would just watch me play with them, and I guess she was doing some thinking because one day when they were about a month old I was playing with them and one meowed behind me. I was confused because I hadn’t realized there was a kitten behind me and when I turned, there wasn’t. The only cat there was Artie looking at me really intensely. I turned back around to the kittens and I heard the meow again, I turned back to Artie and responded in the way I always did with the kittens “yes baby?” And she meowed again in an exact imitation of her kittens! After that she would.not.shut.up. It was like she had cracked some kind of code, meowing for attention and snacks and just to say hi. Her two older kittens, the ones she’d had in the forest, had never meowed at me either but started to once they saw how I responded to their mom. and I find it endlessly fascinating because before that it had never occurred to me that cats only meow at humans because they were taught by other cats to keep meowing past kittenhood because that’s the best way to get a human’s attention.

Imagine befriending some weird giant with the wrong number of legs that you met in the forest who seems nice enough but doesn’t seem to be able to hear you, until your friend explains that all they can understand is fuck off! And I’m a baby give me love!

[palipunk-deactivated20260328]

Elven glory 🌙✨

[paperwick]

Believe it or not, I can do backgrounds when getting paid beaucoup bucks. I love making backgrounds actually, but because my work had me doing them professionally, I just never bothered doing any in my personal work for like years. This is one of the environment designs I made for Marvel's Hit Monkey show; a seedy love motel in Tokyo.

I'll post more of my work from the show here and there, but you can see the full collection in my portfolio: https://www.paperwick.com/

[thatgirlonstage]

Please don’t let fandom ruin something you love. Walk away and unfollow the fans and enjoy the thing by yourself, or find a limited circle of people who ignore the discourse, or get your irl friends into the thing and collectively ignore the Internet community, or blacklist from here to the moon if you need to and only ever scroll through your rarepair ship’s tag on AO3. But don’t let fandom distort a show or a movie or a book or a comic you used to love so badly that you can’t enjoy the original anymore. Please. It isn’t worth it.

[ashbur-deactivated20250915]

[actualmermaid]

[drexelian]

hey, uh. what the shit

[charlesoberonn]

[virmire-archive]

“It all seems so calm from here. But people going through hell in a million different ways out there.”

[dongulator]

[mattressblowoutsale]

This is what I keep telling people

[brewerssupplies]

Hello! May I present the Empiric, a gritty, martial healer that doesn’t rely on magic to patch up their allies and cure their ailments. Make no mistake, an Empiric is perfectly capable of defending themselves and their patients from danger should the need arise. I technically finished this class before the Hexslinger, but I wanted to work some stuff out with it first before I posted it. Hope you enjoy and thank you!

Update: Reworked some of the features and added two new subclasses!

[PDF]

[rrdiner]

"what do you do all day" girl im loitering

[planetsolaris]

out of all the real life men i could get gender envy from, fucking kurtis conner in his knockoff merch video is the one i least expected

[heavywizardsguy]

trying to find gaster how do i get this guy to stop appearing

[shittymoviedetails]

Which one are you?

[visixv]

Mantis blade recolors!

Recolor of the texture of the Mantis blade decals, compatible with any mod that doesn’t change them (Erebus arms’ compatible)

Drive link - Nexus link

Tag me if you use them!!! I’d love to see!!!! Or if you use nexus upload them there!

Kofi if you wanna support me 💜