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1stfrom92

When your lady on her period.

macsceneshawe-deactivated201606

this got funnier as it went

nefepants

“Don’t call her a bitch but

GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”

theequeenpin

Facts 😂

p0kemina

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

victoria-wayne

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing

skinzylindsey

So scared of food...

This might sound absolutely absurd, but I’m scared to eat/drink anything except for my protein shakes, cottage cheese, yogurt, fruit, tuna, string cheese fish or turkey (turkey wraps/tuna wraps). I am down 71 pounds since my heigh weight and I don’t want it to stop (I lost 28 pounds before surgery). I just have absolute horrible anxiety when it comes to eating. Don’t get me wrong, I have bites of things here and there…I feel like I’m going crazy. But I don’t want this weight loss to stop…and its not that I need or want other things its just that I’m so terrified to eat stuff its insane…

kurious-kelly

The thing to remember is you had the surgery to lead a happy and full life. It is a long term commitment and although eating healthy is wonderful and you should make healthy choices, there are alot of things out there that can be good and good for you. It's ok to have a square of chocolate once a month or steal one fry of a friend plate. I have lost 70 pounds and still have 150 to go so I understand the fear of "messing up". In those times I just have to remember this was for my total health and if I drive myself mentally insane trying to be smaller, I'm still not healthy.

cig--daddy-deactivated20160406

The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of reasons. Or that a woman does not pee out of her vagina. Or that reaching an orgasm during sexual assault does not mean the person enjoyed it. Or that abortion is not the destruction of a fetus, but is of a clump of cells. That the length of a penis has NO relevance to the ability to preform well sexually, since the average vagina is only 3-4 inches long. That pubic hair is not unsanitary or gross, it actually helps protect the sex organs against bacteria, and shaving actually increases chance of infection, abscesses and rashes. But no, we don’t need comprehensive sex ed in America, we’re doing fine!

pithy-partyy

had to explain 4 of those to my Human Sexuality professor last semester

1stfrom92

“One dollar to save a child”

sultryxfay

Where is this from

1stfrom92

Key and Peele on Comedy Central 😭

ultrafacts

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1017sosa300-blog

baby elephants are so CUTE

ultrafacts

Adding more elephant facts to the compilation!

Sources: [1] [2] [3] [4]

gleaux

I love elephants so much 💕

adistantmemory21

As if I needed more reasons to love elephants 😩😩

b-prettybtch

This is why they are one of my favourite animals. They are so fucking incredible. Bucket list is to go and see elephants out in the wild.

winhales-deactivated20190518

Sonnys Shame

Tonight, my friends went to #Sonnysbbq for dinner. I thought nothing of it. After weight loss surgery I normally order something non fried off the kids menu. #sonnys has a pulled chicken dinner for kids that seemed perfect, until I ordered and was told NO. I am too old to order off the kids menu. I explained to the manager that I had surgery and can't eat the adult dinner plus they don't offer the same side selections for adults as Kids and it isn't as healthy. I was denyed food. I can't bring myself to pay $15 for something that's going into the trash. My party ordered unlimited and were told if they shared with me, we would be charged for 2. So I sat at the table, starving unable to eat while my party finished what looked like a good meal. I've never been more humiliated.

frivolouswhim-deactivated202501

Once Upon A SeriousTelevisionMakingWithADarkAndSeriousPlotComing…. (Source: Lana Parrilla Daily & katmtan)

heatherfaced

#GrowingUpFat in the 80s/90s meant that your options were The Avenue, Dress Barn, and Lane Bryant. There was no ModCloth. There was no internet. The Avenue was like legit suits and shit. Dress Barn you’re not gonna wear because fucking ‘barn’ is right in the fucking name. And Lane Bryant wasn’t all fucking cute back then, either. Growing up fat in the 80s/90s literally meant never participating in ANY trends, unless it was an accessory that fit everyone, or something my saint of a mother could make for me. It meant never dressing as the person I’d like to be, but rather whatever I was ‘lucky’ enough to fit into. People are still the same…. people are still shit. But at least the clothes are better.

kurious-kelly

Growing up fat AND poor meant your clothes were made at home.