Levi Ackerman NSFW Alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Levi is immediately cleaning everything, he doesn't want to touch you or any bodily fluids directly so he's tossing a cloth your way before telling you to get off the bed so he can change the sheets. Then it's pushing you into the shower with him to get rid of anything "unpleasant".
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) He doesn't consider himself shallow enough to care about body parts either way, he thinks every part of him is good enough same with you. If you ask him to choose he just gives you a slightly annoyed look and wonders why you asked in the first place.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Ew ew gross to him, the only reason he's putting it on you is because it's easier to clean and wash off. All bodily fluids are nasty to him, even his.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He once had Moblit draw a picture of you so he had something to masturbate with when he's on long missions out beyond the walls. Not that you would care, but he's not telling a soul and threatened Moblit on pain of death not to tell anyone, especially Hange.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Nope not at all. Between his initial aversion to sex after watching his mother be used and often hurt by her clients and his sour attitude mixed with his busy schedule, Levi is a virgin until you. He doesn't trust anyone enough for that.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Missionary but while choking you, he likes the power dynamic.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Not at all, Levi takes everything very seriously.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Bare and shaved, he hates body hair aside from his head. It's gone if he can help it, thinks it's gross.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) He's not a romantic guy, everything is routine, scheduled, no surprises. It's hard to be romantic when everything is planned. Even if you try and make it more romantic he just acknowledges it with a nod.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) Does so when he can, no experience doesn't mean he doesn't have any desire, if he needs a quick stress relief, he'll lock his door and rub one out. Finds it humiliating though, and he feels a lot of regret after.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Breath play, anything super dominant, he likes to control everything he can, including the bedroom. Discipline, hands down, probably impact play too.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Bedroom or his office if he's desperate. Nowhere else. There's no other place that's sanitary enough for his liking.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Need for stress relief mostly, submission is another huge thing. Submitting yourself to him is a huge turn on.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Anything unsanitary or where he has to give up control. Food play is a big no no, too much mess.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Sorry ladies he's not an eater, gross gross yuck. Bodily fluids on his face in his mouth? Not at all. He occasionally likes being blown for the submissive nature of it, but same thing with bodily fluids as well as he hates that you don't choke on it, huge blow to his ego (See x-ray)
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Fast and rough, plays into his dominance thing, but we'll switch it up if it makes you beg.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) If he's really stressed a quickie in his office is his go to stress relief, but he prefers something more drawn out.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Nope, maybe if you begged him but he knows what he likes and is sticking with it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Great stamina, probably best thing going for him. He can last long and go many rounds.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) No, he likes being the one to give you pleasure and he gets a little insecure if you feel like you need something else to get you off. On him? Also no because he feels he'd be submissive doing that.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) If he thinks you're being too much of a brat to deserve it right away he's teasing you until you're crying and begging.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Quiet, he doesn't really feel the need to make noise, and he'd rather listen to you anyway.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) As a prank to get Levi to be less uptight some Cadets sent him a prostitute and he spent the whole time talking with her about her living conditions and helped her get to the surface and find a different job. Then proceeded to berate the Cadets responsible more than he had for anything else.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 5 at most, malnutrition, height, based on everything he's average at best. And yes he's very conscious about it.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Pretty high considering how high of a stress job he has.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He stays awake long after you do, his insomnia keeping him up at all hours.