dancing in stilettos on the table top.

[briellemotta]

Hello my gays & theys, I'm now here to grace you with my presence on this site. I know, I know. You're welcome. You were probably wondering when The Addie St. James was going to show up, weren't you?

Sorry. That's ridiculous, but what better way to hype yourself up, am I right? Anyway, like it says up there - Addie St. James. You might know me from being the Surfing coach at PSU, or you might know me from seeing me ride some sick waves every now and then. (Every now and then, more like always, but whatever.) I'm 29, turning 30 in two weeks (this is just so everyone knows my birthday is soon, thanks). She/Her. Lesbian as fuck. I like the beach, general tso's chicken and red wine. If you want to make me happy, you'll give me any of those things. Or just be a pretty girl. It's pretty easy to make me happy, actually.

[kurtpsu]

Take out the surfing and swap in the pretty girl for a pretty man and we've got a lot in common. I'm Kurt Hummel. Let me know if you want a one-of-a-kind party dress for your birthday — I've got some extra time on my hands this week.

[puckhq]

It's August first, which means it's day one of my birthday, yeah you heard that right. I'm spending the next nine days. So as your birthday gift to me, leave your suggestions for what shit I should do for the next eight days. Maybe make a few of them family friendly, so my kid can come.

[kurtpsu]

I don't know about family friendly, but I'll buy you a drink if you have a night to spare.

[thetamingofthesam]

Wazzup PSU! It's Prof Caz back for another year of teaching the populous about ghosts and shit and hoping that if another lab accident occurs I'll get superpowers this time rather than terrifying my students with my lack of eyebrows. Also starting my rocket science PhD this year so I can make my alien detection equipment to smuggle into rockets and force those COWARDS at NASA to admit aliens exist.

If you didn't hear about me from the "incident" last year, my name's Caz, I'm 31, my gender's as queer as my love of women, the binary is bullshit so you can use whatever pronouns you want, but I mostly use she/they. When I'm not tinkering in the lab or bestowing my extensive knowledge to the masses via classes or my podcast Pierce-ing The Veil: A Caz-tastic Study Of The Paranormal (if you haven't listened to it why not???) I'm either checking out the ladies latest comics or jamming on my theremin (I also play the acoustic, bass and electric guitar, and the drums, but we all know that the theremin is the sexiest instrument). Single and ready to get in your mingle

[kurtpsu]

I can recommend someone for tattooed eyebrows in case the inevitable happens again.

What topics does your podcast cover, and what does one have to do to be a guest star?

[hunterclaringtonhq]

i won't lie, there is something very satisfying about telling your daughter's friends that that actor they all have crushes on - who's 20 years too old for them - is an ex of mine. i know my calling in life as a father is to embarrass my child and i do my best to live up to expectations every single day. if you have any other useful parenting tips for parents of children about to enter their teens, drop them below. useful ones only. serious parenting advice will be ignored.

[kurtpsu]

Who's the ex?

It sounds like you're doing a fine enough job on your own. If I have anything to add, it's to slide in some gen-Z slang into your every day vernacular— but half of the time, make sure you're using it incorrectly.

[ltcdrmaeveflynnabrams]

Apparently I decided to get creative while drinking last night and now I have to find where all the pieces of my toaster went. Somehow, still not the strangest thing I've ever done drunk, but fuck did I make choices. And why is it always the toaster? Starting to get why da had to buy things for me to tinker with when I was younger.

Do tell me some of you are making better (worse?) choices than my drunk self.

[kurtpsu]

What did the poor toaster do to piss you off?

I either get slutty or catty when I drink, so it's arguable.

[saylorevans]

i am in a mourning period as marvel rivals play test has officially ended. where else am i going to be able to go around blasting people as iron man or humming the jaws theme song as jeff the shark. truly a devastating time for me. please check back with me in 2-3 business days or send me cheesecake.

name is saylor evans. marvel extraordinaire and future star of the comic world. now i wanna draw you all as a superhero, tell me about your alter-ego.

[kurtpsu]

I have you covered on the cheesecake. I can recommend 6 small bakeries that will make you explode, but 2 of them are probably a 1-2 hour drive away from PSU (traffic depending). Worth it, though.

I'm Kurt Hummel, and my superhero alter-ego would be able to subtly tailor other people's clothes with my mind so they look better without compromising their self expression (aside from maybe tweaking some fabric color to help make their eyes pop). I have no other significant details, but please make sure my superhero outfit makes my ass look nice for authenticity's sake.

[heynowhaley]

GOOD MORNING TO MY BEST FRIENDS 4-time 2024 olympic medalist simone biles, 3-time 2024 olympic medalist suni lee, 2-time 2024 olympic medalist jordan chiles, 2-time 2024 olympic medalist jade carey, and first time olympic medalist hezly rivera!!! special shoutout to my other besties rebeca andradre and kaylia nemour, gold looks SO GOOD ON THEM. quick poll, who else cried when jordan got the bronze for floor?? sorry @ romania, u were still a superstar but that routine is gonna be in my dreams for the rest of forever.

the whole olympics has made me a giant baby, i s2g i'm crying every day. the badminton player who won gold and then got proposed to by her fellow badminton player boyfriend?? the men's team gymnastics team medaling for the first time in 16 YEARS?? julien alfred taking home st. lucia's first ever medal AND IT'S BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL GOLD, BABY!!!! honorable mention to the japanese men's volleyball team playing the haikyu theme song. people are great, i love u all, i'm so happy to exist. let's do this again in 4 years. tell me the other highlights i missed bc my brain is gonna explode.

[kurtpsu]

My TikTok FYP is all fan edits of the USA Gymnastics teams and I'm a better man for it. (Plus a sprinkle of memes about Yusuf Dikec.)

[troutymouthsam]

College enrolment: Check. Apartment move in: Check.

I've just moved to the area for college while also recovering from injury and i feel like i don't know where anything is. I swear i got lost for an hour between the campus and the grocery store this morning. So any suggestions of places to see things to do and the best food joints in town would be appreciated.

While i'm not on a training diet i am going to make the most of all my food options. Just don't tell my coach that.

[kurtpsu]

There's a million places that are worth a stop in LA. What's your preferred cuisine? Your favorite activities? I'll need more details to properly cater a "Welcome to LA" itinerary.

[morgan-weston]

Why did no one tell me I've got a streak of black oil across my forehead? I spent half of the day downtown, after having tinkered with my bike this morning, which means everyone who's also been downtown has seen me, and not told me a damn thing - and when I got back to my bike afterwards, I found that it was still leaking oil. Today's not my day, but it can only get better from 'ere, right?

[kurtpsu]

I wouldn't have told you because I like a man who gets a little dirty. Respectfully. I'm sure nobody told you because 50% of them agree with me and 50% of them didn't want to seem rude.

[taylor-chang]

you know what's painful? i've already seen deadpool & wolverine twice now, and i can't come on here and talk about the movie at all because spoilers, sweetie! there's so many things i want to scream about. i actually want to scream about the whole movie. but nope! i've had to distract myself by playing video games so i don't text everyone spoilers. tonight, it's been dead by daylight. i've been cursed by going against only stealth killers, and i think i might end up having a heart attack tonight. pray for me, pls.

also, hi. taylor lily chang. you can call me taylor. or tay's fine too. i don't really care. 32, she/her, game development professor @ psu and i also like to develop my own games in my spare time. i'm also a mom to the actual coolest nine year in the world, eric. i'm obsessed with video games, marvel comics & movies (obv bc i'm bitching about d&w). i've also got a serious gummy worm addiction. tell me one thing about you that's completely random and doesn't even define who you are. i like random shit, thanks.

[kurtpsu]

Who's ass looked the best? Asking for a friend.

I'm Kurt. That sounds like a fun gig. What took you on the game development path? I'm a fashion designer, I love cheesecake, and I'm blocked by every J. Crew social media account on every platform because they're cowards.

[kurtpsu]

kurt: I have an incredibly important question for you, Izzy St. James. kurt: What productions are you involved in for the fall semester, and can I be the costume designer? @izzystjames

[kurtpsu]

kurt: Are you free to meet for coffee on Tuesday? kurt: I realize that sounds incredibly formal, but I realized I haven't seen you since that dinner with the Hudsons. @nicholashummel

[kurtpsu]

kurt: How are you recovering after your show? kurt: This is Kurt, by the way. @amarirutherford

[briellemotta]

EMMA: HELLO KURT GOOD MORNING. EMMA: As my (kind of) step-brother, I am demanding that we hang out and get to know each other more. EMMA: Pls 🙏🏻🥺 @kurtpsu

[kurtpsu]

kurt: Good morning, Emma. kurt: I suppose I could make time for that. Can there be cheesecake involved? Cheesecake is the gateway to establishing a good step-sibling relationship, in case you didn't know.

[puckhq]

📲 puck + kurt

puck: so did the tape work? [ ..... ] puck: shit i don't even know if this is still your number @kurtpsu

[kurtpsu]

kurt: Hi there, Noah. kurt: It's still my number, unless you're spreading the good word about tape to multiple people. kurt: It wasn't 100%, but it got more up than I was expecting. Have you had a lot of glitter incidents in your hayday?

[blckbarbree]

📲 bree + kurt

bree: are you still offering denim jackets, I'm recreating an early 2000s look and I think I would look so good in all denim @kurtpsu

[kurtpsu]

kurt: I still have my one of a kind KH original, and it's yours for the taking if you want it. Frankly, I don't think anyone else could do it more justice than you could. Aside from myself, of course, but you deserve it more.

[kurtpsu]

I like glitter as much as the next former Baby Gay™, but I've made a terrible mistake that not even my all hardwood floors can spare me from the consequences of my actions. I don't even think moving will help at this point. Taking suggestions, begging for help, etc.

Completely unrelated, but if anyone wants to buy a one of a kind Kurt Hummel original denim jacket that is both eye catching and will leave people thinking about you for weeks as they vacuum for the fiftieth time, text me. I'm feeling generous.