[maxdowt]

grandpa’s messed up beds, an ongoing collection

[funnytwittertweets]

[huffylemon]

[pointnclick]

ppl are always like oh if i went back in time i would teach them all about electricity. well, i don’t know about electricity. i don’t know how to build a michaelwave. i would be the stupidest motherfucker in the 16th century. i wouldn’t know who the king is. i don’t know how to use a tinderbox. i can’t ride a horse. the only good thing about me is my immunity to super mega smallpox

[radiofreederry]

New bill in Missouri would ban abortion in cases of ectopic pregancy.

To be clear, an ectopic pregnancy is one in which a fertilized egg implants outside the uterus. There is no scenario in which an ectopic pregnancy is viable. It will rupture and cause internal bleeding and infection. It will almost certainly kill the mother as well if medical intervention - in this case, termination of the pregnancy - is not taken.

This is a bill designed to kill people.

[mymemphisparade]

The Wonder Years // Passing Through A Screen Door

[prideknights]

[prideknights]

Forcing schools to out students six weeks after learning about their sexual orientation puts LGBTQ+ youth in danger. Florida schools should be a place where kids feel supported, not scared. 

This bill already required schools to inform families that their children identify as LGBTQ+ upon coming out. Outing students was not a requirement when believed that doing so might lead to abuse, neglect, or abandonment. With this amendment, there is no longer a way around it.

This bill will force children to hide who they are in fear of being outed. Our youth will be at an even greater risk of abuse, neglect, and even homelessness. This bill is dangerous for LGBTQ+ students and harmful to education.

Florida’s Don’t Say Gay amendment is not okay. Do better, Ron DeSantis. 

Visit stopdesantis.org for more info.

[jaegerfanz]

Death note official art by Takeshi Obata

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[lmaonade]

my favorite video game quest trope is "HELP US, THEY ARE STEALING OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT. THANK YOU FOR HELPING US, AS A REWARD YOU MAY HAVE OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT"

[dreampollens]

commission for @intheeunder 💕 twitter ♡ instagram ♡ commissions 

[gawd-desses]

[memeuplift]

[guerrillatech]

[girlballs-archive]

wake up babe, evil Brady Bunch just dropped

[captainjonnitkessler]

The real mystery of Stardew Valley is WHO is harassing Linus? He's got all this dialogue about how people trash his tent and throw rocks at him . . . SOMEONE in this valley needs their ass kicked and I am ready and able

[fencehopping]

Embroidered snowy steps>

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[apparatus-of-kwalish]

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]