Apocalypse 6:5

And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand

[loadbearinonion]

Despite his many faults, I am grateful to Kishi for introducing me to my husband.

[19-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat-deac]

I made this for my own use, because I needed to track my energy levels, but other people might find it helpful.

It might need some changes to be useful to more people, so if anyone can think of improvements I could make, let me know!

Also, I’m having trouble typing an image description on my phone so if someone could help out with that I’d be grateful.

[animatedtext]

[thebootydiaries]

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[luna-intheforest]

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[bled]

can i politely murder you

[1rakus]

several types of dysfunctional genius in naruto but my favorite is probably kakashi who is a devastatingly beautiful young professional with international clout and a horrifying tragic past who derives the most joy out of getting drunk with his best friend and having a beyblade fight on ninja mt rushmore. because hes depressed

[riessene]

there are many ship dynamic memes out there but strikingly low amount of polyam ones so i made two variants for ot3 and ot4 

 a lot of this is taken from pre-existing templates so i take no credit but i’d love to see if anyone uses them!

[collegeofwinterhold]

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

the vet measured junta on sunday, and as we were leaving the assistant said “he wrote down the measurements for you” and passed me this

[restlessquiet]

ミ゛ﾏﾝタ

[starryskiedcats-deactivated2022]

it’s ジュンタ in doctor handwriting

[inch--worm]

Me: Really wants a romantic relationship

Me: Never develops strong feelings for anyone

Me: 

[fuckyeah-animalcrossing]

[coltre]

somewhere someone is thinking about you somewhere someone is calling you an angel

[tiredcorn-deactivated20160310]

[jazzypizzaz]

[thewonderzebra]

Oh thank god someone finally did this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Boomerpost hour, give your worst

[sugarmountainspring]

How could you forget this classic

[nutsacktorturer]

[hrixus]

Not to contradict the humor of the post but one of these boomer comics was redone by a different artist and it's pretty great